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[ Good evening! I really do love Mycroft, but I really do hate this account. It is, quite evidently, unnecessarily cluttered and I have not felt well on Mycroft in a while, mostly because I’ve had to move blogs and everything has been rather a bit of a mess since then.

Therefore, I am going to abandon this pile of awfulness and move my reptile son to a new (Mycroft-centric) multimuse. If you thought me ridiculously slow and unbearably selective before, I am afraid I don’t have good news for you, because the new blog is most likely going to be the most sluggish thing you ever encountered on this website. Yes, self-advertisement is definitely my forte.

Should you, against all odds, consider yourselves intrigued, be so kind as to find me on @britishnation​ (I know, what a change!). As for the ones who’ve had enough of my fickle presence in this fandom, I leave you with all the best wishes for the future, a heart full of gratitude for every terrific (and occasionally terrifying!) moment we shared together, and this beautiful song to bid you farewell.

See you on the flip side. <3

Love, your semi-retired government. ]

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[ Good evening! I really do love Mycroft, but I really do hate this account. It is, quite evidently, unnecessarily cluttered and I have not felt well on Mycroft in a while, mostly because I’ve had to move blogs and everything has been rather a bit of a mess since then.

Therefore, I am going to abandon this pile of awfulness and move my reptile son to a new (Mycroft-centric) multimuse. If you thought me ridiculously slow and unbearably selective before, I am afraid I don’t have good news for you, because the new blog is most likely going to be the most sluggish thing you ever encountered on this website. Yes, self-advertisement is definitely my forte.

Should you, against all odds, consider yourselves intrigued, be so kind as to find me on @britishnation​ (I know, what a change!). As for the ones who’ve had enough of my fickle presence in this fandom, I leave you with all the best wishes for the future, a heart full of gratitude for every terrific (and occasionally terrifying!) moment we shared together, and this beautiful song to bid you farewell.

See you on the flip side. <3

Love, your semi-retired government. ]

[byebyecroft]

[ Good evening! I really do love Mycroft, but I really do hate this account. It is, quite evidently, unnecessarily cluttered and I have not felt well on Mycroft in a while, mostly because I’ve had to move blogs and everything has been rather a bit of a mess since then.

Therefore, I am going to abandon this pile of awfulness and move my reptile son to a new (Mycroft-centric) multimuse. If you thought me ridiculously slow and unbearably selective before, I am afraid I don’t have good news for you, because the new blog is most likely going to be the most sluggish thing you ever encountered on this website. Yes, self-advertisement is definitely my forte.

Should you, against all odds, consider yourselves intrigued, be so kind as to find me on @britishnation​ (I know, what a change!). As for the ones who’ve had enough of my fickle presence in this fandom, I leave you with all the best wishes for the future, a heart full of gratitude for every terrific (and occasionally terrifying!) moment we shared together, and this beautiful song to bid you farewell.

See you on the flip side. <3

Love, your semi-retired government. ]

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[ Good evening! I really do love Mycroft, but I really do hate this account. It is, quite evidently, unnecessarily cluttered and I have not felt well on Mycroft in a while, mostly because I’ve had to move blogs and everything has been rather a bit of a mess since then.

Therefore, I am going to abandon this pile of awfulness and move my reptile son to a new (Mycroft-centric) multimuse. If you thought me ridiculously slow and unbearably selective before, I am afraid I don’t have good news for you, because the new blog is most likely going to be the most sluggish thing you ever encountered on this website. Yes, self-advertisement is definitely my forte.

Should you, against all odds, consider yourselves intrigued, be so kind as to find me on @britishnation​ (I know, what a change!). As for the ones who’ve had enough of my fickle presence in this fandom, I leave you with all the best wishes for the future, a heart full of gratitude for every terrific (and occasionally terrifying!) moment we shared together, and this beautiful song to bid you farewell.

See you on the flip side. <3

Love, your semi-retired government. ]

[byebyecroft]

[ Good evening! I really do love Mycroft, but I really do hate this account. It is, quite evidently, unnecessarily cluttered and I have not felt well on Mycroft in a while, mostly because I’ve had to move blogs and everything has been rather a bit of a mess since then.

Therefore, I am going to abandon this pile of awfulness and move my reptile son to a new (Mycroft-centric) multimuse. If you thought me ridiculously slow and unbearably selective before, I am afraid I don’t have good news for you, because the new blog is most likely going to be the most sluggish thing you ever encountered on this website. Yes, self-advertisement is definitely my forte.

Should you, against all odds, consider yourselves intrigued, be so kind as to find me on @britishnation​ (I know, what a change!). As for the ones who’ve had enough of my fickle presence in this fandom, I leave you with all the best wishes for the future, a heart full of gratitude for every terrific (and occasionally terrifying!) moment we shared together, and this beautiful song to bid you farewell.

See you on the flip side. <3

Love, your semi-retired government. ]

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Writing Meme

Tell an RPer what you enjoy about their writing!

❣ You always use varied and interesting vocabulary.

▶️ Your verbs are strong and spot on.

✔️ Your dialogue is realistic.

🔷 Your dialogue fits your character perfectly--it's like I can hear them speaking when I read your dialogue.

🔺 You always use great adjectives.

⚫️ You are very good at setting the scene in your roleplays.

📣 You are great at describing what things look like and it never gets boring. Your descriptions are colorful and unique.

♦️ Your long replies never get repetitive or boring.

🔘 Your short replies always pack a punch.

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kitkatrph:

send in ‘codename + [ 1-6 URLs/muses ]’ and my muse will give every other muse a nickname from this list

“ been there, done that “

“ currently doing that “

“ it happened once in a dream “

“ if i had to pick a dude/chick “

“ eagle 2 “

“ i’d be lying if i said i hadn’t thought about it “

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Send ‘Look into my eyes’ and my muse will bold what they see

| Hope | Love | Passion | Hate | Resentment | Envy | Indifference | Confidence | Insecurity | Greed | Desire | Optimism | Spite | Hostility | Kindness | Warmth | Intelligence | Experience | Trauma | Aggression | Gentleness |  Arrogance | Pride | Lust | Cruelty | You’re soft | You’re trusting | You seem honest | You’re humble | You’re cold | You’re closed off | You’re reserved and guarded | You’re unfeeling | You’re remorseless | You’re heartless | You’re inhuman | You’re frightening | You’re frightened | You’re devious | You’re unpredictable | You’re struggling | You’re lost | You’re broken | You’re disheartened | You seem headstrong | You seem difficult | You’re stubborn | I see hope | I see purpose | I see absolute conviction | I see compassion | I see a shining light | I see shattered remains | I see something familiar | I see a friend | I see an enemy | I see a lover | I see thirst for blood | I see malicious intent | I see pity | You’re pitiful | I see darkness | You’re unwavering | You’re pure | You’re noble |

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Sinday Asks

1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?

2. Are they sexually active?

3. When was the last time they had sex?

4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)

5. Do they masturbate often?

6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience? 

7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?

8. Have they ever been caught having sex?

9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.

10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.

11. How long can they live without sex?

12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?

13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?

14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?

15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.

16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)

17.  How long can they last before they cum?

18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?

19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.

20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?

21. How old were they when they learned about sex?

22. How does their foreplay go down?

23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?

24. How does their afterglow look like?

25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.

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Comfort Sentence Starters

Adjust pronouns as necessary.

“It’s going to be okay.” “You don’t need someone/something that toxic in your life.” “Trust me, I’ve been there.” “You can rise above this.” “I’m here for you.” “You deserve better.” “I can’t stand to see you this upset.” “Think of it this way: it could have been a lot worse.” “I’m just glad you’re okay.” “You can rise above this!” “Do you need a hug? You look like you need a hug.” “What can I do to make you feel better?” “It’s not the end of the world, remember that.” “You don’t need them.” “I will always be on your side.” “We don’t have to talk about it, but when you’re ready…I’m here.” “Do you need to vent?” “You did the right thing.” “You’re so much better off without them.” “Someone like you shouldn’t cry over someone like them.” “Smile for me, please?”

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THE MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE HAPPINESS.

Who doesn’t love soul-crushing angst? Send me a 💔 and I’ll generate a number, 1-75, and post a starter based on what scenario I get. 

Please note that some of these scenarios may be triggering.

Keep reading

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kidnapped/imprisoned starter sentences

“Not eating the food I give you is not going to make me give you nicer food.” “You should be grateful I come down here and talk to you at all.” “Listen to me or I’ll treat you even worse.” “I picked you off the street because you were beautiful. You should feel flattered.” “You don’t need freedom if I give you everything you need.” “You can come out of the basement if you give me a very good reason to let you.” “What’s this? Are you trying to get away from me? You should know better.” “Get on your knees and pray I’ll forgive you.” “Oh, you’re hungry? Sing me a song and you can have my leftovers.” “Don’t cry, I’m keeping you safe down here, away from the world. You don’t need it. You only need me.” “Freedom is a burden. You should be glad I took it away from you.” “I bought you some new clothes. Please wear them tonight at dinner.” “You don’t get to decide anything, understood? I make the rules and you obey them if you want to remain unharmed.” “You’re nothing but a little doll I get to play with.” “I own you.” “Don’t worry, I’m not going to take away your virginity just like that. I’m saving it for something special.” “I’m not going to kill you. Not yet.” “If you’re good, you can shower with warm water today.” “Crying won’t make me stop hurting you. It just encourages me.” “You’re so young…” “I love it when you scream, but I will only stop when you can’t scream anymore.” “I’m sorry, I completely forgot you were still down here.” “There’s someone coming to join me tonight. I’m sure you’ll be quiet, or I’ll have to kill my guest again and it’ll be your fault.” “You’re going to have some company tonight. Try to think of him/her as your little brother/sister. I want you to do to him/her what I do to you, understood?” “I’m bringing some friends along to show them how well trained you are.” “How dare you talk to me like that. Wash your mouth, with soap. Now.” “It’s been a pleasure watching you grow up. Your mummy and daddy would have been so proud of you.” “I brought you some food. Now crawl over here and lick it out of the bowl like a good pet.” “I think you should remind me why you’re worth keeping alive down here.” “Tell me how much you love me and you can have your dinner.” — “Hello? Is anyone down here?!” “Oh my god, what is this place? How can you still be alive? I’ll get you help! Please hold on.” “You don’t have to hide from me. I’m trying to help you. I won’t hurt you, I promise.” “What happened to you? How long have you been kept here?” “Hello? Where am I?! Who are you?” “Have you ever tried to escape? Do you think it’s possible if we work together?” “It’s the police! Show yourself!” “Is that really you? Oh my god, I found you, I can’t believe I found you…”

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kitkatrph:

send in ‘codename + [ 1-6 URLs/muses ]’ and my muse will give every other muse a nickname from this list

“ been there, done that “

“ currently doing that “

“ it happened once in a dream “

“ if i had to pick a dude/chick “

“ eagle 2 “

“ i’d be lying if i said i hadn’t thought about it “

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insecurity / body image starters

this meme contains triggering material such as mention of body image issues

“You’re just saying that to make me feel better.” “How often do I need to tell you how amazing you look, before you’ll believe me?” “I’m honestly one of the dumbest people alive.” “I can’t do anything right.” “I look so fat in this. I look fat in everything.” “I can’t eat that, it’ll make me even fatter than I already am.” “You can treat yourself every once in a while. A cupcake isn’t going to kill you!” “You can’t go out looking like that, you look ridiculous.” “You look way too skinny in that dress. You need curves to wear something like that.” “I don’t understand how you can just walk around like this. Those trousers are way too tight on you.” “You look like a skeleton. You should get some meat on you before everyone starts thinking you’re sick or something.” “No, no, you can’t wear that. You’re too short.” “You’re going out in THAT?” “I can’t let you wear that, you look ridiculous.” “Oh my god, you’re so fat.” “You need to lose a few pounds before you can get away with those jeans.” “Ew, you’re so skinny that you look sick…” “You should try dieting.” “How much do you weigh?” “You’ve gained even more weight, haven’t you?” “You’re skipping a lot of meals. Are you alright…?” “You’d tell me if you were skipping meals on purpose, right?” “Why are you trying to lose weight? You’re already really thin.” “If you want to get a girl / boyfriend, you’re going to have to do something about the way you look.” “Do you think I’m happy looking like this?” “Stop exaggerating, you look fine.” “You’re not fat!” “You’re so lucky that you’re so skinny! It must be so easy being you!” “Everyone’s insecure about their body, so stop being so precious about it and get over yourself already.” “Everyone is beautiful in their own way. You just need to find confidence in yourself.” “I tell everyone they’re beautiful, but I can’t tell myself the same thing.” “I’m pretty sure they were laughing at me. I guess I shouldn’t have dared to leave the house in something ‘sexy’. It doesn’t suit me.” “Why are you so afraid of showing yourself? We’re friends, I won’t judge you for anything!” “Is that a birthmark? It’s… big.” “There’s nothing wrong with your face or your body. You’re just you and people should learn to accept that. You included.” “Were you crying? Why?” “I saw what you wrote down… Do you really believe you’re that ugly?” “Don’t listen to them! They’re just trying to rile you up!” “I’m not going to tell you that you’re not fat, because you are. But I will tell you that you’re gorgeous.”

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{ because i havent seen one like this yet and i love voice memes }

send me ’ talk to me ’ && a number and the mun will record themselves:

doing an impression of their muse

singing a line from muse’s favorite song

talking about a headcanon for the muse

saying their muse’s favorite canon line

talk about something they loved from muse’s canon

talk about why they picked up their muse / what drew them to the muse

explain their url

talk about a muse they would like to pick up from the same fandom

talk about something nobody yet knows about their muse

divulge muse’s guilty pleasure

mun’s choice

sender’s choice

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Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum