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banger episode johnny

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good day to all the lovely europeans waking up on nov 6th

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aidairo who hurt you

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we just found out that martin blackwood has a fucking DOMAIN and all these stupid gay people can think is ““i’m sure i love you 😍😘🤟”

this fandom is so stupid i love it here

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i am looking 👁👁

The Oasis Is Real: A Theory 

I am so sorry for how long this is going to be 

I wanna talk about this house. Upton House. The house I called a “Spooky Web House” earlier but have since changed my stance: I don’t think Upton House is Web. I don’t think it’s spooky. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Upton House at all. 

I’m serious

Upton House is a genuine oasis. A paradise in the face of horror. The apocalypses didn’t find this place and never will. In this house you can eat real food, you can sleep without nightmares, you can take long walks in a garden made of trees and flowers and fruits. This place is safe. This place is free. Jon and Martin could live here forever, they really could. They could be happy here, in this big house with some- strange roommates but hey, it’s alright. They could have a life here, they really could.

All they have to do is ignore the suffering of billions. 

Do you see what I’m getting at? 

I think it’s SIGNIFICANTLY more thematically appropriate if this place is real for two reasons: 

1. It adds to the tragedy. Jon and Martin are offered a genuine place to be together and be happy and have to leave it. Not even “have” to leave it. Choose to leave it, because they cannot stay here knowing the pain that’s outside. No matter how tempted they are (and I assume they’ll be very tempted, wouldn’t you?) 

2. It fits the anti-capitalism metaphor superbly. This place is real, yes, it’s wonderful, yes, you can be happy here, yes. But only a tiny amount of people can ever actually reach it, everyone else must suffer, and to enjoy it, you have to ignore that. THAT’S what makes this place evil. And honestly? I bet this isn’t even an accident, I bet there’s more of these places and they are there by design of the apocalypse, what is fear without hope? What is capitalism without the promise you’re working towards something better? 

BONUS: Subverts the trope of “Place that looks beautiful and idyllic in apocalyptic setting but is actually sinister and they eat people in the basement or something” 

The fact that this place is currently occupied by two canonically queer men, one of which grew up under great financial strain, and two canonical people of color, one of which is a black woman MEANS- SOMETHING. I don’t know what yet, we’re gonna have to find out as we continue, but Annabelle and Salesa know the purposes of these places and def have Plans™ for them. What are those plans? I don’t know. Not yet. But what I do know IS:

*dramatically points at poster that reads Annabelle Cane Isn’t Evil Actually*

Hear me out 

I’m not saying she’s good, no one in Magnus is “good” unless you’re Adelard or Gerry and in both cases you’re dead. Annabelle is morally ambiguous like everyone else but she isn’t evil. It just can’t be that simple. 

The Web is going to be integral to setting the world back has been a theory of mine since more or less I joined the fandom. Sparked after Peter’s “The Web doesn’t need a ritual, it likes the world as is” I think Annabelle is being 100% honest when she says she wants to help, and I’m not even sure she has an ulterior motive. At least, no motive other than “Set the world back so the Web can start fucking with people again” if that. I think Annabelle is a victim, like Jon, I think she and Jon have a lot in common in their early experience with the Web and being made Avatars more or less against their wills. Annabelle is not evil. Annabelle is genuinely here to help.

This doesn’t explain the phone call, I don’t know what’s up with the phone call. I don’t know what’s up with a lot of things but I feel like I’m on to something 

In conclusion 

1. The Upton House is a real oasis 

2. Capitalism continues to be bad 

3. Annabelle Cane isn’t as villainous as everyone thinks 

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When helens in this episode and you wanna be excited but you just got one of your literal worst fears described to you for a half hour and ur girl is participating in it,,,,,,

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yeah. :)

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im so glad no one follows me here

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