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Wizard disguised as a harmless beggar showing up at a castle and doing everything in their power to make themselves an obnoxious guest so that when the master of the house finally snaps they can declare them a poor host and put a curse on them, but nothing is working, and they're starting to wonder who's really fucking with whom.

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AWSOME rat video!

The h o r d e approves!

Thanks rat horde!!!

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controversial opinion but bringing characters back from the dead is fine and doesn’t cheapen the existence of death and mortality if there are sufficient emotional and narrative consequences. i’m talking guilt, i’m talking lingering resentment and grief, i’m talking rejection from those who’ve already begun to move on, i’m talking complicated feelings about being returned to a life you departed from without grace or preparation without your consent and now have to deal with the fallout of, i’m talking repressed feelings that cannot be acknowledged without hurting everyone involved, because you can bring back what was lost but what happened cannot be undone. and that’s why i could fight marvel studios and win.

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I'm starting a GoFunMe to airdrop 100,000 rats onto Alberta

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the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked

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THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND!

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“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

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SINNERSSS 🧛‍♂️🥀🦇🧄🇮🇪

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My jaw literally dropped reading this.

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Mouse MD

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girl unhinge ur jaw