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???

Dude, I've been ace the entire time you've known me, and several years before that

This is not a new thing

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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If you tried to kick me out, I'd simply bust down the door with a stale piece of garlic bread and let myself back in

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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Fit to go hang out with my friends whom I own life-sized molds of

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Man, Toriel gets a lot of fire spells in Chapter 3...

firecinder fireraven firegray and spottedfire are all better than firesand i think. except for maybe fireraven, but even then

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"your soul? kid, i think you mean our soul."

deltabucks

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Meanwhile, in Undertale

"❤️ Wait, so exp and love were acronyms this whole time? What's next, gold is actually an acronym for like, I dunno, "Greediness Of a Land's Denizens"? Cuz if you get a bunch and don't spend it, you're greedy?"

"... nah, that'd just be ridiculous."

deltabucks

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Undertale | My Best Nightmare - Scott the Woz

...Undertale AU where the only difference is that Frisk is replaced with Scott The Woz-

(I collapse dead on the spot)

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"Ugh... Hey y'all, Scott here... I really need to stop climbing mountains in search of copies of Madden 08. Third time this week I've had patches of flowers break my fall. Hopefully they at least have a GameCube down here."

As a companion piece to my last STW piece: splat the woz. Also transparent again.

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"Hey, can ya pass me the gender? Somebody's asking about my pronouns"

We all just use one gender, pass it around like a corn dog

^

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With my admittedly limited understanding of Christianity, I assume Christ would probably have to be very careful to not step on or break anything below him, since he symbolizes Jesus' love and protection, and that guy's thing is that he didn't sin, and I think it's fair to say destroying the possessions and lives of innocent people would be considered at least somewhat sinful

The Statue of Liberty on the other hand represents America as a whole, and that place destroys the lives of people who didn't do anything wrong for breakfast, so she would probably be totally fine with picking up a skyscraper or some other building and smacking Christ with it while he was trying to carefully weave between the things below him

So that in combination with the fact the Statue of Liberty spawns with a weapon already while Christ is unarmed, and due to what I said before, would likely refuse to arm himself with anything... Yeah, sorry Christians, I think the torch girl's got this one in the bag

kaiju battle between christ the redeemer and the statue of liberty

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Holy shit it's the Skedaddling Scallop

A scallop hits da bricks. Filmed in Norway. From The Norwegian Fjords: Life in the Twilights (2018).

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"human... i remember you're abortions."

Undertale where everything is the same but when you encounter Asgore hes pregnant in the throne room and you have a choice to mercy or abort that thing

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yall scott the woz people are deranged and or mentally ill

And you're both, you should check out his stuff

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Imagine it's the same guy who keeps murdering him, and every time the uncle is able to be treated for murder at the hospital and the killer has to go and kill him again

The job of an assassin must be frustrating in a world where murder is (usually) treatable

One of my favorite bits of Scott The Woz lore is Jeb Jab's Uncle dying at least 5 times

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"You are obsessed with Kasane Teto!"

"Hey, you're the one showing me all the cool fanart."

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Why can the Goopman never meet with me at a reasonable hour

let’s go

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Don't forget about Pokemon One Night Stand which drops a while later