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imagine your subordinate doesn’t respect you and you two have a fight and she makes a good point about how she has every right to be struggling and to dislike you. and your next move is to make the worlds most unique suicide attempt. what’s the plan after that. i wanna know. i really do.
#i don't think she knows..#perhaps she's relying on starkwall's protection?#let's see how she feels when she finds out about dave#tmagp
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listening to tma isnt enough i need to eat statements. wait
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they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
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btw if you're bored as an artist you should try learning to draw fat and skin folds, it genuinely is really fun once you get into it.
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Ima be so honest with you guys on my first listen through of tma I did not clock that Jon had a knife and I thought that things just got insanely dark out of nowhere and Jon kicked Jonah to death I was like ok Jon get his ass ig but I did not know you could just do that.
#jon and his famous switchblade heelys#LMAO#but op you should know that death shoes are relevant to hit classic bollywood film sholay#which turned 50 yrs old today#but yeah those knife sounds were more like kicking sounds#though perhaps that's just what stabbing sounds like with none of the clean sching sching steel noises#idk i've never killed a man#someone should try that and let us know#tma
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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
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"For a moment or two I could see nothing, as the shadow of a cloud obscured St. Mary��s Church and all around it. Then as the cloud passed I could see the ruins of the abbey coming into view; and as the edge of a narrow band of light as sharp as a sword-cut moved along, the church and the churchyard became gradually visible. Whatever my expectation was, it was not disappointed, for there, on our favourite seat, the silver light of the moon struck a half-reclining figure, snowy white."
Mina and Lucy in the kirkyard at Whitby, August 11th. [print available]
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have u heard of this cool band they're called the mechanisms they broke up in 2020 and almost all the shows are recorded in absolute dogshit quality. the lead singer gets killed on stage at least once
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Martin (via tape recorder): "My hot boss" By Martin K. Blackwood. God I love my hot boss. I am gay for my boss. I want my boss to step on me. I Martin Blackwood am a gay man and I am in love with my hot boss Yonathan Zims
Jon, clueless: This poem sucks ass.
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so if you believe the Dog Incident in the TMA live show to be canon, that implies that there is in fact an external door into the Archives that doesn't go through the rest of the Institute? and tbh I agree with that, bc it handily explains how the Archives got away with so much bullshit without the rest of the Institute getting involved
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