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the deetress hookup happens initially because the waitress is drunk off her ass & thinks dee will be a good enough substitute for dennis (whom she wants to both fuck & hurt very very badly), & dee is also drunk, horny, & not willing to put in the effort of finding a guy to fuck. so they hookup in the paddy’s bathroom, it’s bad, weirdly violent — not even entirely in a sexual way, but certainly partly —, & neither of them cum. they both vow to each other that this will never happen again.

the next night it happens again. same situation, wildly violent, no orgasms, etc., but both enjoy the feeling of power it gives them and, also, they both privately take it as a challenge to make the other one cum. not because they care about the sexual satisfaction of the other — neither of them do —, but because it’s really really embarrassing to be outdone, sexually, by charlie.

and so they keep hooking up whenever they’re together, always to no avail, but it becomes an unbreakable cycle that neither enjoys but also doesn’t really care to stop. it’s the most use the paddy’s women’s bathroom ever gets.

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gifsets aren’t the place for you to “finally admit” that you didn’t like a movie or show btw

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if you believe anything the DOJ/FBI publishes about "iranian sleeper agents" or "iranian plots to kill x" you are a fucking idiot. All the DOJ does is lie and lie and lie and then 10 years down the line some "source" from the DOJ is always like "yeah we lied about that but that was because we needed americans to support the war." What do you think the DOJ was publishing during build up to the Iraq war? The same shit, but they dont even have to try because many of you are so dense

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crumbs

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THE PRINCESS DIARIES dir. Garry Marshall, 2001

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she pretends not to like it

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🫀🗡️

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Bessie Love, actress Undated - c. 1920s

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Madonna, ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ music video (1986)

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YELLOWJACKETS + planet symbolism (insp)

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"Did no one hear that? I'm gonna find out where it's coming from."

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Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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A.J. COOK IN CRIMINAL MINDS SEASON 8, EPISODE 21: “Nanny Dearest”

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S (1994–2004) 1X04 « The One With George Stephanopoulos »

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