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My Cryptid Batfamily AU
Isolated “Cryptid” AU where the Batfam are bat/bird-like spirits that protect Gotham. They’ve reportedly been around as long as Gotham herself, with the first sightings of the Bat appearing around the same time the city was founded.
Lore subject to change as I work on it
Also haven't decided if I'm keeping OG names or using original ones.
Working title "Spirits Over Gotham"
Bruce - based on a bat (duh)
Dick - based on a falcon
Cass - based on an owl
Jason - based on an eagle
Tim - based on a hummingbird
Steph - based on a hawk
Duke - based on an eagle
Damian - based on a bat
Alfred is a human that pledged a life debt to the Bat after it saved his life. Gotham took that literally and made him kind of immortal
I don't know what to do with Babs
They don’t have secret identities, since they’re guardian spirits so they’ve been spotted in the daytime more often, though they’re still mostly nocturnal
Tim as the only non-predatory bird because I think it's funny
Tim is a short king
Tim's wings are kind of iridescent in sunlight
There is a Nest in the Batcave for the Birds to nap/sleep in as well as various support structures for everyone to perch or roost on
There are some goons who swear they can always tell when Tim is around because of the humming of his wings but he can move damn near silently if he wants to
Wing grooming is a social activity for the Birds that strengthens their bonds with each other
The Bats don't have the same grooming instinct but are still invited to join
First time Damian tried, he yanked out a handful of Tim's feathers which got him kicked out of the preening circle and he sulked for like half an hour
They have their own language they use on patrol
This language mostly consists of clicks, whistles, chirps, trills, howls, cackles and screeches (inspired by various birds, foxes, hyenas, as well as dinos from path of titans and the isle)
They can speak broken English, so they can soothe frightened children or talk to Commissioner Gordon (they like him for some reason)
The Birds like to play a game where they sneak up as close as possible to rogues/goons and scream just to make their target scared.
This has led some people to speculate that the Spirits feed on fear.
Jason never died, but he was kidnapped by some wannabe cryptozoologists that burned down the warehouse he was being kept in after the Batman caught onto them
He was kept inside the Manor/Cave while he recovered from the ordeal
Due to his ridiculous metabolism, Tim has a very weird sleep schedule, usually only taking short naps before he has to eat again
Dick is the fastest flyer, with Duke and Steph as close runner-ups
Cass can fly completely silently and usually wins their games
Tim is very hard to catch in their sparring games because he can fly in every direction, even backwards
Gothamites use the term ‘Robin’ to refer to the Bat’s “offspring”. Like how dogs have puppies and cats have kittens. Bat spirits have robins.
The bright colours of the Robins’ wings are believed to be a form of aposematism - warning any would be threats to stay away. Another theory is that they’re brightly coloured so the parent can find them easily in the darkness.
These colours shed out as they mature. The only exception is Damian, who doesn't have feathered wings.
Since they’re guardian spirits, they’re kind of tied to the city, though they are able to leave if they wanted to the Bats can help out with League stuff if they have to
However they can't sever their connection to Gotham and move to another city, so Dick is still tied to Gotham, but is able to travel to Bludhaven for brief periods of time before he gets pulled back to Gotham
Constantine has been chased out of Gotham by an angry horde of Birds after making flirtatious advances at their parent
The Justice League has attempted to get them to join, but outside of world ending threats the Bats prefer to keep to themselves
The JL has arranged playdates with their own proteges with the Batkids though, so there have been some small team ups here and there
Duke still glows. No one knows why.
Duke and Jason are eagle buddies.
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My (42M) former and current sidekicks (32M,23M,21M,15M) have unionized
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i need to rant a bit cause im SO PISSED OFF
My family has a hoarding problem. I DONT but the rest of my family does. Theres a desk that nobody uses and hasnt used im years so i use it to keep a bucket of my paints on just cause its a big bucket and a lot of paint and takes up a lot of space so i didnt want it in my room. I USE MY PAINT ALL THE TIME thats my main form of creative expression. I am painting CONSTANTLY and had a big collection of expensive paints. DID YOU NOTICE THAT I SAID HAD??? THEY THREW THAT SHIT AWAY. Cause we “have a lot of stuff we dont use and need to start downsizing” and apparently i can just “buy more” LIKE HUH??? For one yeah we need to get rid of a lot of YOUR shit cause you guys have a lot of stuff you dont use HOWEVER I USE MY PAINT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. And also PAINT IS SO EXPENSIVE and I ALSO GOTTA BUY WHOLE NEW BRUSHES TOO which ive been collecting since i was 11 and i had brushes i had modified years ago to make painting specific things easier such as clouds and stuff. I am so mad. Im so unbelievably pissed and wanna get revenge but I cant think of how I could. If anyone has any suggestions it would be so appreciated.
#i dont wanna physically hurt them but i need them to understand why im so pissed off#i can’t believe how much they dont respect me#artists on tumblr#painter#artist#poor artist#paint#im so pissed
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Help me write a song for Dashcon 2!
I'm not even going in person (I've got a virtual ticket), but I thought I'd write a song to commemorate @dashcon-two
I'd like YOUR help coming up with more verses! What else should I include? (Obviously @strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker are mandatory)
The lyrics so far are:
Let's take a trip down memory lane
It's 2014 again
The ol' ball pit's gonna stink like shhh...*
Sugar we're goin' down swingin'
And people from all over thr planet
to Toronto will be wingin'.
I didn't have this on my bingo card
For 2025
But all that I can say is
"What a time to be alive!"
Woohoo, Dashcon 2!
*disclaimer: I'm fully aware that the ball pit will be guarded this time, and will therefore be squeaky clean! Do not fear the ball pit!
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You love ALL transgenders?? Even the ones who do anti trans propaganda like Blair White & Caitlynn Jenner???

Can people just be normal on this website for five minutes
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all i really have to say here is that my pronouns are
he/xe/it/void
im not ashamed of my neo pronouns because fuck you
have a day!!

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Hey mod, are you cool with other rp blogs interacting?
It's absolutely encouraged ^^w^^
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Happy price month to my transgender son!! He came out 5 years ago and has been happier than ever!!
#my trans son#transparent#mytransson#jschlatt#jschatt#jschaltt#schlatt#schatt#happy pride 🌈#pride month#trans pride#trans gender#transgender#schlatt and co
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