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Sorry bro the weed was a bit too strong

Student goes up to f!teacher says "my mommy made gummies and they're your favorite flavor and mommy says you're great blshs bksbk if blsh" and so the teacher eats the one the student brought and then 30 mins later realized it's a weed gummie so she pulls the student aside and says "that gummie was delicious but I did taste a mix of my favorite flavor and the food student is allergic to you have any more I promise I wont eat them unless if that's okay with you they'll go back to mommy at pick up but it's not safe to be around something you could get hurt from" the kid pulls out one more and blah blah blah blah it's pick up time kids mother comes and she's HOT and on her Subaru it's a lesbian pride flag and the teacher who is questioning bcs she's just got out of college and confused is she bi or gay or was it just college fun and she couldn't help but feel a certain way for the mom and so she asked the mom (while high and she had to teach kindergarten high) abt the gummie and the mum who said she's on the card and she specifically told her kid not to even touch them and she's so sorry so she let it slide bcs she realize she's medically allowed and the kid just didn't listen well but she continue to speak back and forth with mom and gets going along great and she admit they were actually quite good she said thank you and both bust out laughing with more talking the kid starts loudly complaining abt they (idk the gender it can be male or female) wants want to go get Wendy's or mcdonald's or whatever and so the mom says she has to leave but asks the teacher to call her her cell phone number is in the books of info for teachers and she'd love to meet up and talk" so teacher obviously wasn't sure she had mixed thoughts but decided to do it they went wherever and the mom asked the teacher if she'd like to try it again (the gummie) teacher says yes mom teacher gets high then teacher admits she's unsure snd questioning and feels something towards the mom so they end up kissing and it made their relationship better they started talking more than even over summer break still went on dates but it wasn't official until later when the mom asked the teacher to be her girlfriend so they begin dating and blah blshsjvgj c d do nx6 in lhxtv b n go cxnn blah blah blah blah the kid knows calls the teacher miss mama or and keeps asking questions like who's proposing to who who's last time when are they getting married all those kid questions they keep putting it off for like years even tho they wanted it secretly then one proposed the other said yes they later were married stoner lesbians who would read this or do I need to not say my ideas again

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Student goes up to f!teacher says "my mommy made gummies and they're your favorite flavor and mommy says you're great blshs bksbk if blsh" and so the teacher eats the one the student brought and then 30 mins later realized it's a weed gummie so she pulls the student aside and says "that gummie was delicious but I did taste a mix of my favorite flavor and the food student is allergic to you have any more I promise I wont eat them unless if that's okay with you they'll go back to mommy at pick up but it's not safe to be around something you could get hurt from" the kid pulls out one more and blah blah blah blah it's pick up time kids mother comes and she's HOT and on her Subaru it's a lesbian pride flag and the teacher who is questioning bcs she's just got out of college and confused is she bi or gay or was it just college fun and she couldn't help but feel a certain way for the mom and so she asked the mom (while high and she had to teach kindergarten high) abt the gummie and the mum who said she's on the card and she specifically told her kid not to even touch them and she's so sorry so she let it slide bcs she realize she's medically allowed and the kid just didn't listen well but she continue to speak back and forth with mom and gets going along great and she admit they were actually quite good she said thank you and both bust out laughing with more talking the kid starts loudly complaining abt they (idk the gender it can be male or female) wants want to go get Wendy's or mcdonald's or whatever and so the mom says she has to leave but asks the teacher to call her her cell phone number is in the books of info for teachers and she'd love to meet up and talk" so teacher obviously wasn't sure she had mixed thoughts but decided to do it they went wherever and the mom asked the teacher if she'd like to try it again (the gummie) teacher says yes mom teacher gets high then teacher admits she's unsure snd questioning and feels something towards the mom so they end up kissing and it made their relationship better they started talking more than even over summer break still went on dates but it wasn't official until later when the mom asked the teacher to be her girlfriend so they begin dating and blah blshsjvgj c d do nx6 in lhxtv b n go cxnn blah blah blah blah the kid knows calls the teacher miss mama or and keeps asking questions like who's proposing to who who's last time when are they getting married all those kid questions they keep putting it off for like years even tho they wanted it secretly then one proposed the other said yes they later were married stoner lesbians who would read this or do I need to not say my ideas again

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imagine a fed trying to get you to say bad stuff but then you guys end up getting along and flirt with each other and fall in love and marry. tc fan x fed should be a trope.

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Ahhh my favourite drink 🍷 the og post (Ig?)

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I'm not that type that think killers would be in love with me I'm just curious which perp do you think you'd find me attractive this is just a curiosity thing not a belief they'd marry me

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I need friends who can take a joke just lost my so called best friend of almost 3 years over a joke abt PEANUT ALLERGIES

BTW he cheats all the time while he had a finance had a secret bf and was still on dating/hook up apps

There's two other ss too but yea maybe I was insensitive but I don't use death to prove a point in arguments plus with my allergy if I don't get medical attention I will die slowly and painfully I'm axyphilac or how ever it's spelled and at first I was joking on my story and with him but he had to turn a joke into something abt him

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The average tccer knows more about columbine than Dave Cullen does

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@ Wayne Harris when he told the police the Brown’s family was unfairly targeting Eric

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Dylann Roof used this kitten stamp when he requested new attorneys

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the way i would be sniffing every single inch, just savouring his manly musk FUCK🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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I wanna wear the guy I'm talking to work shirt cs he's in the army and I wanna feel like Calvin Gabriel

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Guys should I go to the columnail salon thinking of getting dylric kissing nail art

i saw a salon that used a similar font to what dylan used for his wrath shirt and almost started seizing

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Perps should start posting dick pics WHO SAID THAT

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compilation of some of erics little quips and noises

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*me flirting* so on april 20th 1999….

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that'll go over well

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When I die ppl will say it's bcs of tcc and the columbine effect but thus community has kept me alive longer than I intended eric and dylan and others is the only ppl I'd ever related to and made me feel less alone even when I never knew them and their dead they were better than these living ppl who claim to be nice ppl