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Have lost my voice my hearing and my mind sitting in the stadium watching the Matildas scrape through the most nerve-wracking penalty shoot out of all time. I feel like I've aged about 50 years

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nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.

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Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart

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Maura's been on a date with a guy who seems like he should be perfect for her. But somehow she ends up at Jane's place instead and certain things and certain feelings come to light. Set sometime in the vague aftermath of season 5

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When Emma and Regina go to IKEA together to find new furniture for Emma’s ruined house, they get a whole lot more than they bargained for. It’s going to take all the teamwork they can muster to get out of this cursed place in one piece. And if Regina never sees another Swedish meatball again it’ll be too soon.

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When Emma and Regina go to IKEA together to find new furniture for Emma's ruined house, they get a whole lot more than they bargained for. It's going to take all the teamwork they can muster to get out of this cursed place in one piece. And if Regina never sees another Swedish meatball again it'll be too soon.

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All of the title posters for SQ Zine Vol. 2: The Silver Screen available HERE: https://sqzine.bigcartel.com/

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Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.

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From I want you to want me by AmyCarey

The steps are icy and Emma Swan isn’t looking where she’s going. She slips, trips, falls into Regina Mills. 

Textbooks skate in several directions. Advanced Organic Chemistry narrowly misses an innocent squirrel. “Watch where you’re going!” Regina snaps.

“I had the right of way, princess,” Emma replies. 

Regina’s designer jeans now have a hole in the knee. Emma holds out a hand, which is cruelly rebuffed, with Regina instead pushing herself up and wincing as she gingerly steps forward on a twisted ankle. “You’re an idiot,” she says, eyebrows furrowing and mouth scrunched into a fist, “and I’ll destroy you if you ever come near me again.

You can find I want you to want me and other SwanQueen stories in the second volume of SQ Zine: The Silver Screen HERE: https://sqzine.bigcartel.com/

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An Excerpt from Hearts under Fire by HelveticaBrown

Emma tries not to react, but it hurts. She’d been looking forward to working with Regina, but every overture she’s made thus far has been soundly rejected. She’s not even sure why she’s out on the set right now. She’d looked at the call times earlier, and she’s certain that Regina’s not due to shoot for another three hours at least.

You can find Hearts under Fire in the  Second Volume of SQ Zine: The Silver Screen HERE: https://sqzine.bigcartel.com/

All proceeds will go to Rainbow Railroad!

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Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences  Relationship: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Additional Tags: warning: contains spiders | Bed-sharing | kind of crack  Word count:  7,952

Summary:

When Emma receives a call about a disturbance at 108 Mifflin, she doesn’t know what to expect. It certainly wasn’t this…

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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printers are inherently malicious creatures. i have never met a printer that does not on some level want to make everyone’s lives miserable. they are full of ink and malice

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Title: Here to break your streak [Protostar Art] Link: Click Here To View and Comment Artist: SwanQueenScotty Find them on: -Twitter: Just_Sandz -Tumblr: Swanqueenffprompter

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Title: Here to break your streak Link: Click Here To View and Comment Author: HelveticaBrown Find them on: -Twitter: -Tumblr: HelveticaBrown Rating: Teen and Up Audiences Warning(s): No Archive Warnings Apply Words: 19k Summary: Emma’s tennis career was over before it even begun. An injury in juniors and then life happening derailed all her plans, but now she’s making a belated comeback with an improbable wildcard entry into Wimbledon. Meanwhile, Regina Mills is at the top of her game. World number one, three Wimbledon singles titles in a row… everything in her life seems like it should be perfect. When they finally meet at this year’s tournament, it’s not just going to be about the tennis.

Created for the Swan Queen Supernova VI protostar challenge for SwanQueenScotty’s piece, Here to break your streak.

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