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Hey Nobby, did you know that Vetinari keeps his male-wife Leonard of Quirm in the palace basement?

I hayve mette the man! He helped me to understande the struggles ofe woomanhood! I was not verree keen on the "going-underwater-sayfllee-devise" howevere!

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Hey Nobby, what would you do if Moist told you that Vetinari sneaks out of the palace at night dressed as a train stoker? Would you believe him?

Erm, I fear for mye life and I do not wishe to commente ant thise time @your-lord-vetinari-official

[c0rpral-nobby-nobbzz]

Nobby, what do you and Shine of the Rainbow usually do for date night?

Ere, Ere thayts our bisiness! But ife you muste knowe, we Go Downe to the buckette an' drink ourselves sillee!

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*A single chicken walks around the corner of the street and backs at you.*

Sheesh! Birdes hayve no manners these dayes!

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*a single chicken appears on a street corner near you*

Cor I coulde go for a klatchian curry chickene!

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"Mark 9 actually, it's got a solid iron bare in it to make it more difficult to snap" *The man is gathering back up the weapons...and stops for a moment* "...Old Cobblers...the Thieve's Guild isn't that way is it?"

oh boye! I'd love to gette my hands on one of those- been sayving upe! Could maybe gette to the theives guilde thayt wayw butte it's the long waye- interseycts withe cable street!

Could be he's goin' to thee dwarf bread museum or the bucket? Of coarse theyres always the Klatchian takeaway nearbye!

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"What- Oh, this...isn't actually a golf-bag" *He turns it over, a variety of blunt melee weapons including maces, trudgeons, and other such implements fall out* "Just the easiest way to carry my great uncles..."tools"

Awh err, ine that cayse he took a leyft downe easy street an' into old cobblers. Cor is thayt a burley and Stronginthearm Mark 8?!!!

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A tan, well dressed young man stops Nobby on his patrol, what appears to be a golf club bag slung over his back "Sorry to bother you, officer, but did an older man wearing rusty armor and riding an old, very annoyed seeming workhorse go by here? I appear to have lost track of him, and...that usually ends poorly"

Gnyeh, I’ll tell you ife you beete me atte glofe!

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Oi, Nobs. You seem to know a thing or two about weapons. I don't suppose you know how much this hunk of wood's worth, I'm planning on reselling it.

Wow! I've seen it at around 250 golde peices in sto lat so thaytes problee about 25 ankh-morpork dollars!!!

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HOWE DO THEY RISE UPE!

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Welle I carnt actuallee remember ife I stole that ringe or ife it was mine to begin withe- wot withe me being a squibbler an alle but I bette in thise timeline I have a pony!!!

Iconographs from an alternate Trouser Leg of Time, the home of Count De Nobbs

Iconograph courtesy of UU's Alternative Relative History Department. The estate home of Count Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs.

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Nobby, *something* has taken over the Commander. He seems fine, but I need you to keep an eye on him. I'm staying with Sybil for now.

-Adora

@moist-von-lipwig-official

Aw jeez, I'm not payd enouff fore thise!! I'll aske angua!!

[c0rpral-nobby-nobbzz]

Nobby, you know we can’t get you a pony. You’d terrorize the citizens.

@ankh-morpork-watch-official

RESPETFULLEE SUR I DIDNT ASKE YOU! ILL GETTE MY OWN PONY YOU WILLE SEE!!!!!

Er... sorree...

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COR! I WISHE I HADE KEPT THAT RINGE!

Iconographs from an alternate Trouser Leg of Time, the home of Count De Nobbs

Iconograph courtesy of UU's Alternative Relative History Department. The estate home of Count Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs.

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I’m on my waye!!!!! Yipeeeeeee!

Stanley here.

We are selling stamps.

Money will go to fund for hunters tracking Moist.

No, not hunters, but...people like hunters. Trackers. I don't know.

Buy stamps - we are even re-releasing the Vetinari face stamps!

@c0rpral-nobby-nobbzz we even saved one for you!

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Nobby, how does it feel to be the epitome of gender incarnate? To have all the gender the world has to offer?

Ite is a heavy tortoise to caree but I accept ite! I feele I really understande the female gender!!!

[c0rpral-nobby-nobbzz]

Thanke you sir!

hi, UU Student of Practical Post-Mortem Medicine here, just giving a heads up to the watch. Uh, we had a 7ft tall undead wander off recently, it's got the mental faculties of a 4 year old, I know it looks creepy but please don't approach it violently if you see it, the last person who did scared it enough they through them in the river on reflex.

I see, I thinke rege shoe mite help withe thise! He’s been wantin’ to settle down- maybe he cane learn a bit about fatherhood eh? I’ll tell commander Vimes too, juste in case!

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