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filling up your water bottle from the fridge ice dispenser in the middle of the night is equivalent to whistling in the Appalachian mountains when it’s dark I think
#what creatures of the night have been alerted of my presence#it’s SO LOUD#waking up everybody and the evil ancient spirits of the dark
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Anyone got a litter of kittens and/or puppies I can play with and pet and cuddle?
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saw this on Pinterest first
"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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HE LEAVES THE TABLE. THE CAMERA REPOSITIONS .

S3E5 the first scene of the family after Walter agrees to start cooking for Gus again …. simple shots like this make this show so beautiful because wdym the pole physically dividing them to the cameras view is a visual representation of the division in the family. And Flynn COULD be on the other side of that pole because from his perspective at this point in the show he thinks Skyler is a bitch for trying to kick his dad out.. but he’s on her side of the pole . This is Walter’s POV . Meth is th pole god im going crazy
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S3E5 the first scene of the family after Walter agrees to start cooking for Gus again …. simple shots like this make this show so beautiful because wdym the pole physically dividing them to the cameras view is a visual representation of the division in the family. And Flynn COULD be on the other side of that pole because from his perspective at this point in the show he thinks Skyler is a bitch for trying to kick his dad out.. but he’s on her side of the pole . This is Walter’s POV . Meth is th pole god im going crazy
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are you kidding me his bald ass is busted in a day
#this combines both the things that make me the most autistic#his bald ass IS busted in one day he does not play
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Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy
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I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW
#breaking bad#im rewatching breaking bad for like the 3rd time#i only watched it the first time like 2 years ago#then rewatched just couple episodes at a time & seasons at the time like last year#then watched “hidden details in __episode of breaking bad! videos for literally every episode#now I’m rewatching from the start over again#I fucking love this show#I’m going to be a film minor because of this show#also found out that the filming of the pilot started 2 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTH#breaking bad is 2 days older than me#we grew up together#heart emoji
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why do I have to be transgender and also the world so evil why can’t I just move to Texas and be a gay cowboy. I wanna lay beside my horse on a fine summers evening, the sunset is orange and glowing and I am injecting my T shot. I clean off the area with a splash of alcohol from my flask, then I take a swig too. I lay flat on my back and pull my cowboy hat over my forehead and rest while the glow of the sunset illuminates my face.
#I want to be a transgender gay cowboy so fucking bad#I can’t GET testosterone in TEXAS WHY#currently researching states that have deserts and same vibes as Texas where I have less of a chance of being stoned to death
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#a real thought I just had#like no seriously what if you made friends with a guy and he’s always like 4-5 feet away from you#you’d probably think he doesn’t like you or something but then in the back of your mind ur always just like#what if he’s ants
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just drinking a glass of milk at my job . I fucking hate it here . Have to get through 5 days of work this week and then I’m free for the weekend
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Visiting childhood teachers as a transgender high school graduate is so weird ,,, it’s like hey .. ik u like barely knew me as a 3rd grader but I’m also a boy now .. and they have NO idea who u are and clearly dgaf 😭
#awkward as hell today#saw my 4th grade teacher and she asked me to point to myself in the yearbook#I pointed to me and she was like Ohhhh Deadname! hi! then started talking to someone else#ms. hohman just say u don’t remember me it’s ok
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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
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that’s what they called me back in high school
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