caaarol-linda - Tumblr blog

[caaarol-linda]

[caaarol-linda]

[caaarol-linda]

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..

[caaarol-linda]

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

[caaarol-linda]

Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

[caaarol-linda]

[caaarol-linda]

seeing men’s tits will not fix me but by god does it feel like it sometimes. does it make me feel alive

[caaarol-linda]

You’re in his living room distracting him with champagne and a low cut dress, I’m in his high tech vault stealing his diamonds. We are not the same.

But we are on the same team, and the payout is gonna be great for us

[caaarol-linda]

[caaarol-linda]

do you think

[caaarol-linda]

❤️🙏🏽

[caaarol-linda]

The queen is taking too long to die. I think we should send Christopher Eccleston in

[caaarol-linda]

[caaarol-linda]

the worst moment of my life was when i was in highschool and we were talking about famous serial killers and i confidently blurted out “jeff the killer!!” and everyone was like… hes not real. and i was like yes he is wtf? you guys dont know about jeff the killer? he killed prostitutes in victorian england? and then they just all looked at me like i was an idiot. jack the ripper. i meant jack the ripper.

[caaarol-linda]

her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic

[caaarol-linda]

Some valentines crows 💕

[caaarol-linda]

me waiting for the next hyperfixation to consume me and give me renewed inspiration and purpose in life: