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in love with whatever this is

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when life start be serious all i need is read somenthing angst

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we need talk about how paul mescal is so hot and fine in the same time

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Valentine's day? NO

its draculaura birthday 💘

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being a girl includes staying up till 3AM bc it’s already past your bedtime to read more “x readers” because you know you’re going to miss your alarm anyway.

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I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

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IM SORRY HES SO HOT MARCUS CLAIM ME NOT THE CITY

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FUNNY FACE 1957 — dir. Stanley Donen

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"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

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SCARFACE (1983) dir. Brian de Palma

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Thomas Shelby - Peaky Blinders - S2E6

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

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HE.

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Jason, reading a newspaper: "Holy shit. Lex Luthor's name is Alexander? I had no idea..."

Tim: "What, you thought his parents just named him Lex?"

Jason, shrugging: "Well, yeah. Parents are always calling their kids dumb shit. Look at Dick."

Tim: "...You know Dick is short for Richard, right?"

Jason, setting his paper down: "What."

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smut is great but do you know what’s better? heart wrenching, soul twisting angst that makes you want to cry (take my money)