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Average Operator Skirmish
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i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people
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Last post blew up so im posting this small animation i made of her
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What's the best way to kill a bug?
Emotionally
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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"You never know, you could surprise us all in time. Who’ll ever know if it was you that caused the crime?"
(video lyrics under the cut)
"I heard a word that they paint mirrors on their face And soon forget that they reflect but don’t create.
I suggest that you address your appetite For to be seen to cast your beam across the night."
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when my mom was my age she had 2 children in elementary school and today im waking up early to hit the bong before doing my job (drawing pornography)
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