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chapter 18 of jambound broke me i want them to be happy forever please im begging you

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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aughhhh shadow milk….

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Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

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more idol AU stuff i've been working on, bless vanilla and his taste in men

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awestruck

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huge news!

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bro there are so many ‘read later’ s in my list it’s getting out of hand i seriously need to finish jambound so i can get to reading other things

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Pure Vanilla Cookie/Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run) Characters: Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Shadow Milk Cookie Needs a Hug (Cookie Run), Medical Conditions, Hiding Medical Issues, Partially Blind Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), Fluff and Angst, Author don’t know shit about flowers Summary:

“What the hell are we doing? Why am I in your bed? How did we even get from the garden to here without my knowing?!”

“You… passed out Shadow Milk. I saw as you collapsed suddenly, Your heart was barely beating- what happened-?”

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Shadow Milk decides to bug Pure Vanilla, Pure Vanilla makes it a date! Though finds out more than Shadow Milk’s willing to let on….

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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imagine fumbling so bad that u get cucked by your alternate self

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.