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OHHH MYYYY GODDD THW WAY SHERLOCK GETS WEAK IN THE KNEES SAVE ME

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some of you will with your whole chest berate people for finding egg "jokes" uncomfortable but the "jokes" in question are just "why are you a MAN enjoying a GIRL thing?? 🧐🤔 (girl thing is when pink btw) the ONLY reason a 'man' 🙄 might like girl thing (pink) is if 'he' is secretly GIRL see you on estrogen in five months mama mwa mwa 😘" as if that's not a deranged thing to say to a complete stranger and then less than five minutes later will reblog a post about how dangerous gender essentialism is and how we shouldn't ascribe arbitrary rules to gender and like I do think we have completely lost the fucking plot.

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Cyclists are perverts of a high degree

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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

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For as long as nobody finds my dead body two weeks after my death in a filthy apartment with no furniture, stuck between the entryway and bathroom in such a strange way that they have to take the bathroom door off its hinges to remove my corpse from the premises, and the only reason anyone was looking for my dead ass in the first place instead of just rotting there until the neighbours would start complaining about the smell was because I owed somebody money, I don't think I need to worry about turning into my father.

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Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

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Walter Molino

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first art of 2025 ✨ inspired by this post because it speaks directly to my soul

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Mulder and Scully are sitting in their car and they're both thinking "am I a lesbian" and neither of them will say it. Mulder stays in the egg zone because being a woman "seems like a lot of effort," failing to realize that trans women can be butch & Scully likes to pretend she's simply career driven with no time for a man. But there's still that inexplicable longing. Their weird little tension. X files is yuri to me

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POV: You are Bertie Wooster and you decided to wear a daring wardrobe choice in front of Jeeves

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the idea of protists is really funny. Ah yes, the kingdoms of life: Animals, Plants, Fungi, and Don't worry about it:)

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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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stop calling me short or i'll punish you all by leaning into it really hard in a 2011 "not like most girls bc i'm so smol" way

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Ms. Mia Fey