. • she/her/they/them • .• i throw cactus’ at people •my cacti are named truffle, compost and fish bone_____________
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mmm love the end of my apple cider where i slurp up that thick cinnamon sludge 🥵
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“a squirt of gurt,
stops the hurt”
-willy shakes pear
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it is bob and bobbies dog
mr weenie want you

who dog is this???
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fly flies by me and starts whispering asmr into my ears
what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
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dont minmax your snails guys no snail needs to be able to kill a human. like dude, just be a snake if u want venom. jesus
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i cannot remember ANYTHING yesterday other than like. an hour of the day. :)
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*smiles at my collection of pornbot followers.*
ah yes. the council.
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. _| tristan |_ .
<__ • | tall apprentice age human female whos goal is to get enough money to make an ant farm. blonde with forest green/brown eyes. she was part of a leadership group, and is very polite. | • __>
my years of experience making warrior cat bios is finally helping me in the real world! guess whos makin’ a resume?
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my years of experience making warrior cat bios is finally helping me in the real world! guess whos makin’ a resume?
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