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WHO REMEMBERS THESE THREE SLAM THAT LIKE BUTTON

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Ok I’m not trying to be rude, but like

What’s with straight people and worshipping Blake Lively

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Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to

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she just sips her tea and doesn’t clarify if she’s joking and his laughter eventually slows down to a stop

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oh my god

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There are clubs people can join to hang out and make their own coffins. New Zealand is home to at least a dozen coffin clubs, where elderly folks gather to build and decorate their own caskets. Participants say that, aside from saving money, the club also serves as a support group that brings people together and helps them face the inevitable. Source

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

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tfw you get +0.5x extra time on a test and you still don’t finish cause ur brain slow as hecko

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me when i get a bagel :)

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me when i drop my bagel :(

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I decide to go on tumblr once and apparently a zootopia pro life comic is the new meme???? This is why I stay off this site geez

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cutting sandwich down the middle= STEM degree cutting sandwich diagonal= liberal arts

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This actually made me fucking cry.

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Priorities

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a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart