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*trows at you humanAU! callowmoore and runs away*

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things matt has canonized for shadowgast (that i can remember):

essek and caleb have been living together since they got together (so roughly 7 years) and essek hasn't been back to the dynasty since before the mighty nein ended

caleb is cluttered and messy but essek tolerates it for him

essek bakes sweets (because i can't picture caleb being the one to do it)

essek wears caleb's clothes because they smell like him

essek and caleb have a portrait of the two of them together in their shared lab

essek has learned enough zemnian to curse in zemnian (and actively chooses to speak it)

essek and caleb have sat for couples portraits together

essek regularly sends messages to caleb when they're apart

essek has picked up some therapist habits (likely from caduceus) and has talked caleb down from a ledge during bad mental health problems

essek now wears bits of orange and caleb wears bits of purple

beau and yasha regularly come over and spend time at the shadowgast household

there's enough space in their house for guests (and jester has been by enough times to draw dicks everywhere)

they fuck in every room of the house

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Welcome to the Judgment Corner, starring Fjord and Beau

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20% ‘no’ on the “does gale dekarios eat pussy” poll is crazy—opinions on his character aside—solely because his voice actor stood in that recording booth multiple times to deliver at minimum three separate lines of dialogue reiterating that the man eats pussy. the writers said “let’s not leave this up to guesswork” and mr. downie collected his paycheck

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gale gazing upon his one true love (giant chess board)

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based on a post that screenshotted his very sweet excited chess face. what a nerd 🥺

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a young Fearne Calloway

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Critical Role: [6/8] Mighty Nein members Veth Brenatto / Nott the Brave

Okay. Well, hi. My name is Nott the Brave and I am a little goblin girl, but once upon a time, I was Veth, a young halfling woman and before that, a halfling child who grew up being told that she was not pretty and not brave and not coordinated and not smart, and just not.

Art by Ariana Orner. Animation by Kami and Kevin Areopagita.

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Ekko in season 1&2 of Arcane

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hot things to say during sex

cursed to put my hands on everything

hells. something just woke up down here

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have

these boots have seen everything

ALL IS ASH AND MEAT

no one back home will ever believe this

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Karlach sweetie I love you so much🤭 I saw this meme some time ago and immediately thought of them!

Trans Gale i love you🔥🔥

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I am so normal about catsuit Veth

(pose from @adorkastock) :)

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Clarifiers:

*They will be loyal to you, the PC. Their interactions with anyone else at camp…well….So picking someone who is say, difficult to get along with…may cause complications.

*You can romance them.

*You can try to redeem them, or make them worse, whatever you like. Some may be less inclined to redemption than others though.

*If you take someone who is owned, or employed, and bring them around their owner- it may upset the person and lock you out of quests/dialogues: ie, bringing Haarlep around Raphael.

*Yes yes villain with some of these is debatable. Let’s just have fun hm?

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prey & hunter

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u guys hear the new interactions??!???

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We're not so different, you and I. Part 1, Part 2

From Critical Role C2 E92: Home Is Where the Heart Is