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My name is Melanie and I reblog things that make me laugh
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cadenzaaaaa · 6 days ago
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anyone else remember the jaden smith big toblerone anime
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cadenzaaaaa · 6 days ago
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Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of
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cadenzaaaaa · 7 days ago
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cadenzaaaaa · 7 days ago
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Big fan of like video games/tv shows that change up their title screens/opening and ending credits slightly over the course of the story based off plot events……it’s like oh FUCK a character who just died is MISSING from the TITLE SCREEN now!!!!!!!!!! Holy SHIT!!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cadenzaaaaa · 15 days ago
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its crazy how nobody has ever been as objectively beautiful as danny john-jules in red dwarf and nobody ever will be again
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cadenzaaaaa · 17 days ago
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Master Shifu would absolutely be a problematic elitist asexual
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cadenzaaaaa · 20 days ago
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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cadenzaaaaa · 20 days ago
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One of the best stories I ever read as a child was a fantasy novel by some local dude selling books out of a suitcase on the sidewalk downtown, and I don't remember what it was called or who the author was, and it's so obscure that no matter how many elements I remember, I've never been able to find it through web searches. I only vaguely remember the story - it was a love story, something about a tower on an island and two characters on a quest to discover their forgotten past. They fall in love and at the end the only way to stay together is to allow themselves to forget again, and you realize that they're right where they started, in the exact same tower, and they're doomed to go on this same quest over and over again, never completed, but that also means they'll fall in love over and over again forever. And I remember how that ending blew up my little child brain into a million pieces.
I don't know what happened to the book, and I'll probably never read it again, but if you're somewhere out there and you were once selling fantasy novels from a suitcase on the sidewalk in the suburbs of Chicago, and if you ever felt like your writing never meant anything or went anywhere except a hundred copies you had printed yourself and sold for almost nothing, please know that your story buried itself in my young brain and has probably shaped my worldview in ways even I don't understand.
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cadenzaaaaa · 30 days ago
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his sexuality crisis would NOT involve him researching micro-identites to find the exact one to label his attraction. he's a forty year old man, he's calling himself gay and never thinking about it again
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cadenzaaaaa · 1 month ago
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
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cadenzaaaaa · 1 month ago
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lt “out of touch” columbo
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cadenzaaaaa · 1 month ago
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i hope the person who made the romeo and juliet uquiz never deletes it and also knows that i think about it at least once a month
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cadenzaaaaa · 1 month ago
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I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company
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cadenzaaaaa · 1 month ago
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this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????
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cadenzaaaaa · 1 month ago
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Spring 🐝🌿 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints
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cadenzaaaaa · 1 month ago
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cadenzaaaaa · 1 month ago
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