my titties refuse to calm down, they are too enraged by injustices. Meg but like mad
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Rip light yagami I know ur oprah interview would've been insane
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if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being
“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question. “why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question. “why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.
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fellas is it gay to corrupt an angel of the lord the moment they touch ur soul in hell
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you’re telling me edward has been around for 100+ years and has never said fuck? So he’s never accidentally killed someone and then just been like fuck ??? He never dropped just a little f bomb ever??
#This feels very unrealistic to me i know people who dont say fuck exist but especially with everything going on thats hard to believe#i know this a fiction book about a dumbass vampire but still#id think edward was an avid user of the word#especially with so many siblings yk#midnight sun#twilight#edward cullen
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emmett, when he was hunting with edward in the woods: i make a mother fucker say OH YEAH!! i’m smooth as a lamb with no hair and if you ever see me in the forrest with a grizzly bear HELP THE BEAR cuz that bitch gonna need it
edward: can you PLEASE stop playing with your food
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edward monologuing about murdering everyone in a 50 mile radius and some predator prey bullshit when he literally looks like this

#midnight sun#twilight#twilight renaissance#edward is just a depressed ginger idiot why is bella so hard#i wonder if edward has ever seen a therapist maybe vampires should have some kinda of mental health center or something
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