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autistic folks when their routine gets disrupted, and they don't get alone time when they're supposed to get alone time

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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

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I imagined a dick with googly eyes adjusting a pair of spectacles with an anime glint before getting out a red pen to make grammar edits

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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“Local himbo” I cracked up so hard at that a few heads turned to look at me

Brucie can Crash Out sometimes

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I was waiting for the asexual version!

Ace time!! I drew this guy a few years back, happy to draw him again ^^

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“Superman’s suit should be Kryptonian” “Ma Kent should make Superman’s suit at home” or how about the third fun option where the suit is the Kryptonian skinsuit BUT it gets damaged by Kryptonite and Ma Kent has to figure out how to sew/mend Kryptonian cloth that seems to have a mind of its own and won’t stop SQUIRMING.

Thousands of years of Kryptonian technology vs one Midwestern mom with her favorite show on? I’m putting my money on Ma.

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someone mentioned it on another post but the idea that if you see Alfred in the field wearing a domino mask something is horribly, horribly wrong? but only the bats would know that. here’s some confident, calm older guy in a domino mask who clearly knows his stuff and is Handling It, meanwhile every Robin and former Robin within sight is nervously hovering and/or making less than subtle comm calls to Oracle.

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It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

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Something about certain pollen being an aphrodisiac

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other superbat things we don’t talk about enough: the exact mechanisms that allow Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent to swap suits/personas/etc because they look so alike. is it all just posture and convincing acting? it can’t be. so they look similar at the base level — black hair, blue eyes, pale skin, prominent cheekbones and jaw. they’re both 6ft 2 (+/- 1), broad shoulders, with some small differences in build. does Bruce always sweep his hair back when he’s out of the cowl and that’s why it’s easy to tell them apart? is Clark’s chest just a bit more pronounced? who can tell them apart when they’re really selling it?

(I like to think Bruce accidentally wears his hair down and a little curly one day after patrol (killer humidity in Gotham) and the kids see a little burgeoning Superman curl and are like absolutely not. meanwhile, Clark tries on a black turtleneck for work one morning and is immediately hit by that uncanny valley feeling. Lois finds it in the garbage ten minutes later)

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10/10 dad joke

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Bruce: Okay, let me get this straight-

Tim: More like let me get this bi you. 

Jason: Let us ace-ess the situation. 

Dick: Let’s see how this pans out.

Damian: I’m gay. 

Bruce: 

Bruce: That’s all great and all, but WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE KITCHEN FIRE?! 

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in your superbat microbiome post, I think that #4 should be that smn tries to drug/poison bruce at like a gala, but fails entirely because kryptonian = funky and the entire time they're just like 😰😰😰😰 until they spill and the entire batfamily just goes ????? are you immune now? and bruce is just like. ah I see. he uses this info to make antidotes to poisons n such based off of kryptonian biology. instantly becomes a hit w the public. absolutely refuses to tell how he figured it out

I love the idea of Bruce getting targeted with a poison, the poison failing, and him obviously doing a battery of tests to figure out why.

And of course he discovers the Kryptonian microorganisms, and there’s this hilarious moment (in my mind at least) where he’s like HOW did these get here? inside of me?

And then homeboy flashes back to last month when Clark had him bent over the desk in the Cave and is like oh….yeah, that’ll do it. That’ll do it….

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Tumblr is that remote haven where the protagonist or mentor go to have a training arc and everyone else has to go get them.

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I just know that in-universe at some point someone snaps a pic of Superman carrying Batman or maybe with a hand on Batman’s shoulder with what looks like a death grip (clearly he’s not actually pressing too hard if Bruce’s bones are intact) and posts it online w the caption “relax bro ain’t nobody takin him from u” and half the league likes the post via their official social media accounts

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Bruce: your disguise is a pair of glasses?

Clark: yours is being stupid?

Superbat identity porn my beloved

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Honestly I kind of want to see Markiplier try to play the video game Scooby-Doo First Frights. I think he would be annoyed about the first run through not allowing you to change characters to get the hidden medallions unless he used one of the safe codes to unlock not storymode gameplay. Unfortunately I don’t know if he has any of the systems the game can be played on so this is just a hypothetical.