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@bostonslugger

       “--Scout, I say this out of pity, and because nobody else is going to. This posturing that you are doing right now? It is entirely unimpressive. As a matter of fact, it is only attracting attention because you are blocking the door. Put your shirt back on and move, before I lose my lunch.”

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3am Spoi

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like this for an itty bitty starter when i get back.

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many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me

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No fun allowed

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spy is cancelled.

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@pisscff

       “Bushman, I told you, I have my own ride. There is no way in Hell that I am stepping into that garbage dump you call a home. These are seven hundred dollar Louis Vuitton Monte Carlo car shoes made of Taïga leather, and I am not dirtying them on your piss-covered floor.”

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@sentry-builder

       He had spent the past six hours trying to repair his sapper on his own, pouring over manuals in various languages before, eventually, he had to concede defeat. The thing was dead, and only the Engineer could resuscitate it. “Laborer.” Doing his best to appear flippant, he tossed the sapper down on the workbench. “It’s broken.”

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casual wear!spy is a cryptid 

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Quick sketch 

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like this for an itty bitty starter when i get back.

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discuss:

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like this for an itty bitty starter when i get back.

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spy replied in a french accent so thick he coughed up a beret

(via badtf2fics)

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What’s your quirk?

[REDACTED] has a nightmare creation quirk. Spy has a copycat quirk.