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Alright Dwarfers, let’s see how many of you are out there.

Reblog this post if you know who this is and what the smeg he is doing.

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Does that mean I'm a hovercraft?

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

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Headcanon: “Brother mine” and “Brother dear” are actually code words for Mycroft and Sherlock.

Brother dear is “I have a request. You’re not allowed to say no. I’ll make a show of asking, but the answer is already yes, are we clear?” Brother mine is “I am shutting down this particular avenue of conversation. Do not open it again.”

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My 5-year-old insists that Bilbo Baggins is a girl. The first time she made this claim, I protested. Part of the fun of reading to your kids, after all, is in sharing the stories you loved as a child. And in the story I knew, Bilbo was a boy. A boy hobbit. (Whatever that entails.) But my daughter was determined. She liked the story pretty well so far, but Bilbo was definitely a girl. So would I please start reading the book the right way? I hesitated. I imagined Tolkien spinning in his grave. I imagined mean letters from his testy estate. I imagined the story getting as lost in gender distinctions as dwarves in the Mirkwood. Then I thought: What the hell, it’s just a pronoun. My daughter wants Bilbo to be a girl, so a girl she will be. And you know what? The switch was easy. Bilbo, it turns out, makes a terrific heroine. She’s tough, resourceful, humble, funny, and uses her wits to make off with a spectacular piece of jewelry. Perhaps most importantly, she never makes an issue of her gender—and neither does anyone else.

Bilbo Baggins is a girl: Until children’s books catch up to our daughters, rewrite them. (via sashimigrade)

Why not? The original Westron of Bilbo Baggins is Bilba Labingi, which sounds like a girl's name, so why couldn't Bilbo be a girl?

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Rip: Good morning, everyone! How are we today? Satiated with the delights of New York? All ready to go home?

Leonard: Yes.

Sara: Mmm, absolutely.

Rip: Then home we shall go … almost straightaway, pausing only for an extremely minor detour …

Leonard: Oh, no!

Sara: Rip, I can’t!

Rip: … in Toronto.

Leonard: Oh. Well, that is close.

Rip: … and then a quick stop to Qikiqtarjuaq and straight home.

Leonard: … Sorry, where?

Rip: Qikiqtarjuaq. Q-I-K …

Mick: Rip, you forgot the U.

Rip: No, I did not. There isn’t a U. It’s Q-I-K-I …

Mick: No. There’s always a U after a Q. It’s the law. Mrs Dimont taught me that – eventually.

Rip: And you are a credit to her. Nonetheless, the good people of Qikiqtarjuaq choose to spell it Q-I-K-I-Q-T …

Sara: Another Q?!

Rip: Yes. … Q-T …

Mick: Q-T?! Well, I’m not gonna be the one to tell Mrs Dimont.

Leonard: Leaving the spelling bee aside for a moment, where is this Qikiqtarryjack?

Rip: Are you referring to Qikiqtarjuaq?

Leonard: You’re really proud of yourself for having learned to say that, aren’t you?

Rip: Yes. Also, it’s rather pleasing to say ‘Qikiqtarjuaq’. Anyway, it’s in Canada.

Sara: Near Toronto?

Rip: Near-ish.

Sara: How near-ish?

Rip: About, ooh, seventeen hundred miles.

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I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right

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Update: Sauron is not afraid of hobbits. He was unaware that hobbits existed up until very recently.  he literally did not have time to be afraid of them, they went from a 0 to 100 threat level in twenty seconds. There he was, minding his own business worrying about the usual Elves and Men when suddenly these kids are on his lawn and now he’s dead, like just; 

What did— who– 

did I just get one-shotted by an infant how is this occurring 

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New clip from ‘Thor: Ragnarok’

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Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

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I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GUYS KNOW ABOUT THIS BUT YOU SHOULD.

To anyone in the UK: this little 3 year old girl lost her best friend, named Mr. Rabbit, in London a few days ago. Her mother has begun an online campaign to find him. The little girl cries herself to sleep every night because she misses him. These best friends should not be apart. 

This is Tumblr guys! If anyone can find this rabbit, we can. Please reblog the shit out of this to reunite these best buddies.

If you have any leads, report them here.

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I had to go there guys, sorry

Animal sizes for comparison

Moose

Grey Wolf

Maned Wolf

Sea Otter

Toucan

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

Stellar Sea Lion

Cow

Pig

Raven

Black Bear & Bengal Tiger

White-Tailed Deer

Buffalo

Capybara

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WHOOP

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Disability advocates arrested during health care protest at McConnell’s office. Thank you for risking your lives #cripplepunk

50+ arrests and counting

DONATE TO THE LEGAL FUND

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Just gonna leave this here

Okay who is the kinkiest on the flash? Give me HC

hartley, definitely, always and forever, he is the resident kinkster

i have no actual HCs about this to share because you demons would blow up my inbox again

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Flashpoint Headcannon (Spoiler Warning)

Ok, so hear me out. In the Flashpoint episode Cisco says "I've already done my bit for Queen and Country", but given that the USA has a president and not a Queen this seems an odd comment. But I have a theory. When Barry went back and changed the timeline he basically wrote the entire show's history out of existence, which means that the particle accelerator never exploded, Firestorm never happened, and Cisco never built the Cold and Heather guns, thus we have no Professor Stein and Jax Jackson, no Captain Cold and no Heatwave. Therefore we have no Legends. For those who watched the Legends episode where they save George Washington (spoiler warning), it's easy to consider the possibility that without the Legends, GW would probably have been killed which would likely result in the US losing the revolutionary war and not gaining independence. This means that in Flashpoint, the USA would probably still be under the control of the UK!