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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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[[I remember TKR being old as fuck. what do you mean the bio says he's THIRTY]]

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@thiefkingreincarnate

Me: Doctor, did you find out what causes my blackouts and episodes of homicidal rage?

Doctor: I did some tests per your request and I still think it's the cursed amulet.

Me: Hold on, I need to consult my loved ones.

Cursed Amulet: *garbled echoes of impossibility ancient massacres*

Me: We want a second opinion.

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collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

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Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

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Behold the molten rivers running through my beloved hometown. You who seek the Golden Items, follow its path through hell in search of the key. As you travel down it, you will see a king, No longer an emperor slaughtered for his power, Not betrayed in the Ides, but still haughty and blaise. In my family’s crypt, you must break the unbreakable. This is the secret kept for a thousand years and more. The one who obtains the key must then acquire the Golden Items in accordance with these rules. On the first twilight, name the lineage that sell their games. On the second twilight, the king will scar a family tree. On the third twilight, no one alive can win. On the fourth twilight, gouge the leg and kill. On the fifth twilight, gouge the eye and kill. On the sixth twilight, gouge the neck and kill. On the seventh twilight, gouge the name and kill. On the eighth twilight, gouge the intestines and kill. On the ninth twilight, the Ultimate power shall revive, and none shall be left alive. On the tenth twilight, at journey's end, you shall attain the power of the seven Golden Items by entering their world. The pharaoh’s power can only be seized by removing their heads and discarding the bodies. LWCNVHYMMMFMXOVBBTM Sleep peacefully, my eternal dark god.

@ryouverua

This is, as always, a shadow game.

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(҂¬‿¬)

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nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

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i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler

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"whatever I'm fucking balling" is such a healing coping phrase

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strangles you with the red thread tying us together

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yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*

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"My universe is unlucky." He offered. "It just inspires failure. Everything's been better for me since I left it. Your universe is good, I think. You have a lot of chances. You haven't completed you mission yet but you will."

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rt if you like damaged goods

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i am distantly sad about takahashi but this month, i don't want to get into it, but mom medical stuff bad news, and i think my grief requirements are just way higher than normal. i do not have the capacity to be sad right now, because if I was sad about this I would be much sadder about my mom, and I am just trying to get through each day.

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[Family medical stuff so I probably won’t be active on here for another week or two]

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[i haven’t been on this week because of unknown reasons. i will return unexpectedly as well]