Mostly Captain Swan so19, USA, I can speak English and some German, future š Engineerāļø single and.............. Doctor Who ā¢ Once ā¢ Downton Abbey ā¢ Supernatural ā¢ Merlin ā¢ All Of EuropeCaptain Swan will be the death of me also Outlaw Queen and Ten x Rose
-is allergic to chocolate
-is physically incapable of laughter (it comes out as a hiss, like steam escaping a pipe)
-has weird long vampire teeth
-once led a chemical attack on some college students who had bullied his high school chemistry class
-named his bicycle Tom Bombadil
-got hired twice for the same job as himself and his fake identical twin because his boss wouldnāt hire him full time
-is the only member of my family to have shown me open and unconditional support
-is a clean-cut nerdā¦ who used to be a psychedelic Deadhead and follow them around on tour
-enjoys snacking on an exercise formula called āgooā; his favorite flavor is āplainā. Plain goo. He gave me a box of it for Christmas once and itās as gross as it sounds.
-cannot touch mangos
-teaches meditation seminars at his Buddhist temple
-has begun studying magic
-used to be obsessed with cults, especially Scientology, and would justā¦ spy on their temples
-is so fucking weird
-used to drive a car that heād covered entirely in plastic lizards, until someone stole it
-is terrified of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz and still has nightmares about them