âMaybe cats are assholes because they remember all of their past lives. And theyâve all been worshiped in glorious places and done wonderful things. Now theyâre stuck in apartments and houses, pooping in boxes and having cameras pointed at them incessantly for the amusements of a far lesser being.â
for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your âtwo cloves of garlic,â fuck your âhalf teaspoon of cinnamon,â and you can absolutely go to hell with your âdash of black pepperâ
do you ever have like a breakdown but your logical brain is still active just thinking âok this is annoying can we wrap this up so we can go back to bottling these feelings and like going to work or whateverâ lol