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Not to be that guy but……SOME OF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND FIGHT CLUB FR. NOT IN AN EDGELORD WAY. JUST AS BASIC TRUTH. SOME OF Y’ALL TRULY BELIEVE THAT ITS JUST ABOUT THE SURFACE LEVEL CONCEPT OF CAPITALISM AND CONSUMERISM. YOU. DONT. GET. IT. IF YOU CANT MAKE THE ARGUMENT THAT ITS BASICALLY QUEER CINEMA, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT. IF YOU CANT SEE THE COMMENTARY ON MASCULINITY AND THE WAY VIOLENCE IS USED AS A VESSEL FOR MALE INTIMACY, YOU DONT GET IT. IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT MARLA REPRESENTS AS A CHARACTER, YOU DONT GET IT.

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I love that when I look at Alexander skarsgard, im like “oh he’s so attractive” and then like two seconds later, im like “oh wait im kinda skeeved out, why am i skeeved out?” And then im like “okay so this man has the special talent of being super attractive looking and also weirdly freaky looking but it’s combined. So over all im confused and attracted”

Alexander Skarsgård as James Foster ↳ Infinity Pool (2023)

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Rewatching skins as an adult is absolutely insane. And the biggest take away is, as always, “where are your parents?” But also, WHERE WERE MY PARENTS? WHERE WERE THEY? WHY WAS I ALLOWED TO WATCH THIS AT 13??

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EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THEM I HAVE TO FIGHT THE URGE TO SOB

Wunmi Mosaku & Michael B. Jordan as Annie and Smoke Moore SINNERS SCREEN TEST

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You got excellent. The Bear, S01E08 vrs S03E10

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The “picked poor robin clean” part in sinners took me all the way back to when I was child and learned a song “who killed cock robin” in music class and was obsessed. So I decided other people needed to hear this song about a bunch of birds somberly placing blame on each other for their fellow birds death. And needless to say my parents and family tried to be as supportive as possible despite being absolutely horrified by the songs content 😭

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Born to be a medium ugly, middle aged English actor in a guy ritchie film, forced to be a 26 year old midwestern American delinquent.

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Nah don’t mind me I’m okay, really I’m - *pukes up my entire body’s volume of blood*

I edited this on August and I posted it on TikTok but the sound was taken down. Anyway here's another Danny x Rusty edit and this one is ANGSTY •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

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There are numerous amounts of things I will never forgive the people in charge of making American gods (the show) for and I will probably remain bitter for forever honestly. season one was so good, and then season two ruined my life, and I can’t even remember season three because everything that felt even remotely good about the show was gone. I won’t forgive Neil gaiman for being a piece of crap. I won’t forgive them for what they did to Orlando jones, I won’t forgive them for killing Mad Sweeney like that. I won’t forgive them for how it ended for Laura and the fact that they built up what could have potentially been some really amazing slow burn between them and ruined it.

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Since we just lost the absolute power house that was, is, and always will be Val Kilmer, I HAVE TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST….

MOST OF YOU CIS, STRAIGHT GUYS THAT WANT TO EMULATE THE DOC HOLLIDAY CHARACTER FROM TOMBSTONE DO NOT SERVE ENOUGH CUNT TO DO IT.

THERE I SAID IT. The reason that character is so memorable and COOL isn’t because he’s a hardass or a cutthroat mother fucker, it’s THE DUALITY. HE’S LOYAL. HE’S CRASS. HE’S SARCASTIC. HE’S SASSY. HE’S EDUCATED. HES WELL DRESSED. HE HAS A BIG OL SOFT SPOT FOR HIS BEST FRIEND. AND HES DOING ALL THAT WHILE BEING SCARED SHITLESS BECAUSE HES DYING. THATS WHY THE ROLE WAS SO GOOD. THATS WHY VAL IS CONSIDERED ONE OF THE BEST. YOU GUYS DO NOT HAVE THE EMOTIONAL RANGE TO PULL IT OFF EVEN IN A REAL WORLD SETTING.

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'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do

Nothing to lose

And it's you and me and all other people

And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you

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Benicio Del Toro as Franky Four Fingers in Snatch

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Op gets it 👌🏼

The thing about Guy Ritchie movies is he will cast an entire movie full of men built like the proverbial brick shithouse and then uses them to play with masculinity the way actual nine year old girls play with barbies

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NO YOU DONT GET IT. I LITERALLY SIGH EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO TAMINO. I SIGH. LIKE A LOVE LORN TEENAGE GIRL. I LOVE TAMINO AND NO ONE ELSE I KNOW IN REAL LIFE KNOWS WHO HE IS AND ITS SO DISAPPOINTING.

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Jerry schatzberg understands me fr, he understands me like no other.

SCARECROW (1973) dir. Jerry Schatzberg.

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Just watched this and cried basically every time lion looked at max. Al Pacino the man that you are.

We can make it work, can't we? Can we make it work? 'Cause... God damn it. I just can't make it alone anymore.

GENE HACKMAN & AL PACINO as MAX & LION SCARECROW (1973) dir. Jerry Schatzberg

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I need like a fic where rust and will know each other, can only take each other in small doses from time to time, and meet on a doc in Louisiana for their annual fishing day. And this time around they both notice that there’s something horrific going on in the others life. Like the way both sit, the silence which has always been companionable, is weird and heavy. And they both want to ask, want to know what’s got the other looking so close to brink of death. One of them finally says something and it turns into a small spilling of guts. Because who are THEY to even think about judging each other, being so alike.