calaminty
calaminty
come what may
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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i’m not really on here anymore i’m mostly on twitter. my acc is tyrasslut if any of u wanna follow ... i’ll follow back if u dm me 
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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buying a second hand book & being able to see underlined quotes from the previous owner is so cool. you found that line life changing? moving? earth shattering? … being able to see what has caught someone else’s eye when you may not even have noticed it is truly something 
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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meirl
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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god gay people really invented romance huh
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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literally WHOOOOOO let a man review this album lmao
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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*wakes up feeling ugly* oh god I have to be funny today
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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‪starting to think one direction: this is us (2013) might not win best picture at the oscars ‬
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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giving an award to someone deserving
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vs giving an award to scum
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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me: funko pops ugly
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me: HHHHHHHHHHH OH HE BABEY
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calaminty · 6 years ago
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“but if everyone had food, it would ruin the market!” maybe the point is the fact that it would ruin the market is a fact that your system has some flaws… perhaps.
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