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I knew shit was going a little too well. The living situation that was promised to us has just been pulled out from under us, so we have nowhere to go when we get kicked out in three months. We don’t know what we are going to do now.

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Edit: Price is now “pay what you want”

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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why don’t they make posters like this anymore

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if the church had a boombox im sure theyd be dancing all the time

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I kill you

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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Foghorn Leghorn meme

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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i… was just searching for mad strats for hard mode and then I find this mad lad beating Sephy with 3 frogs

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Drew a Vincent Valentine

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Thank you~! Please watch/listen to our show if you haven't. Everyone I have shown it to loves it, and the only people who have seemed to hate it are homophobic so-

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kids who werent raised christian being like "lol baptising children is whack if they tried to do that to me i would start doing things to make it look like i was possessed" no you would not. you would bask in the pride and approval coming from the adults around you and you would quietly wait your turn because you were told from birth that sinning sends you to hell and baptism is The Promise that youre dedicating your life to jesus that youve had hyped up for years and watched other people be fawned over as they cry happy tears about it and you do NOT want to fuck up your One Big True Promise To Love Jesus Forever So You Don't Get Tortured For Eternity when you are literally 8 years old. im begging yall to remember its a thousand times easier to see the church's bullshit for what it is when you're not actively in the church. eight year old you is not thinking about trying to fight back against an oppressive religious group indoctrinating children because You Are The Children Being Indoctrinated. stop acting like you would've magically known better if it were you.

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How would you say you’ve changed the most over the years, both creatively and personally?

I love how much you’ve improved in your art!

Ooh, that’s a fun question!

Creatively I’ve been experimenting with the way I make comics recently, and trying to adopt more lineart into my work. I think if I can show a wide range of art styles and synthesize them into something unique, I might be able to reach different kinds of people with my work. I have also been learning a lot from the resources out there from Japan and Korea, other illustrators who share their progress and PSD files, studying them because some of these artists have work that CAPTIVATES me and I wanna give it a try too!

Personally, I think I’ve let go of a lot of grudges and am more aware of the things I truly need to have a fulfilled life. I love interacting with children in small doses, I love to paint and draw and write and talk about stories, and I have definitely been exercising a lot more recently. My current day job sucks ass, but I’ve been able to look forward to making my life outside of work closer to what I want for it, rather than wallowing in how much I hate it there lol.

Thanks for the question, I didn’t expect to reflect on how I’ve grown today, but it was a good thing to do first thing in the morning lmao

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RPG’s be like

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A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:

~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.

~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.

~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.

~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.

Mine are:

~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.

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