this is a genesis slander post
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Genesis: 🎶 You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
Angeal: You mean the massive house on a private property in the richest neighborhood in Banora?
Genesis:
Angeal: The one where you have your own room with a private bathroom, a pool, a jacuzzi and a tennis court?
Genesis:
Angeal: Where the red convertible your parents got you for your 16th birthday is currently parked, you asshole?
Genesis: I—
Angeal: If it rained too hard at my house we had to put buckets out so it wouldn't flood. We didn't even have a fridge. Just an ice box.
Genesis:
Angeal: How was the asylum they raised you in, Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: My playroom was a mako tank.
Angeal: His playroom was a fucking mako tank.
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So this is just a bit of a silly scenario lol I don't think it would go down just like this in the au
But with my friends, we were talking about how Sephiroth probably has a need for color. Bc growing up in Shinra, with the whole sterile labs thing... that was probably his sad beige childhood equivalent. Sephiroth doesn't like sad beige.
Of course, Genesis hates some of the color choices.
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For @zerithweek - Day 4 - Across the Universe
Aerith dies and wakes up in Zack's loving arms. 🥹They finally found their way to each other and now nothing can ever separate them again.
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genesis: angeal said i was dramatic and i overreact to small things
genesis: so i set him on fire and kicked him off a bridge
genesis: now he’s acting all pissy and keeps leaving my texts on read
genesis: and don’t get me started on that bitch sephiroth
taco bell cashier: i meant any problems with your order
genesis: oh. yes. my baja blast was supposed to be a freeze. thanks
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if the church had a boombox im sure theyd be dancing all the time
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I was thinking about what kind of photos Angeal could take
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Does Sephiroth knows he's dressed up in fetish attire?
How would he react at ssuch epiphany?
Sephiroth: I'm aware of what "fetish attire" you're talking about, but I don't see the correlation. Frankly, I don't understand the fascination with leather and harnesses. They're standard attire in the military. Look at Genesis. He's wearing leather and a harness. I don't see anyone oggling him.
Genesis: Your tits are literally out.
Sephiroth:
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