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Shipping with me gets you access to so many AUs

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do you ever just stare at someone’s blog and be like plz rp with me.

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someone give me a plot where muse a was arrested in high school due to drug dealing and was sentenced to ten years — except he’s let out a couple of years early due to good behavior. with no car, his feet take him to the one place he never thought he’d set foot again in a lifetime. his ex-high school sweetheart, muse b. except, when the door opens, it’s not her. it’s a seven year old little girl with her mom’s hair and her dad’s eyes. 

tldr; muse a gets arrested and leaves behind his (unknowingly) pregnant girlfriend at the time. years later, he’s out and he has a daughter he doesn’t know about. also i want to play the guy pls

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give   this   post   a   LIKE   if   you’re   interested   in   any   type   of   ship   with   one / several   of   my   muses ! 

this   includes :   friendships ,   enemies ,   frenemies ,   romantic   ships   &   literally   anything   else !

i ‘ m   going   to   invade   your   IMs   sooner   or   later   to   plot   something .

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                                      ISN’T IT SCARY TO BE READY TO DIE AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE ?!

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LYRIC STARTER CALL

NOTE:    the lyrics used for these will be from random songs. also, either specify a muse in the comments or they’ll be randomized as well.

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OPEN   STARTERS

blair darcy hailey megan

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                   Then, until death itself comes,                                           no calamity need be feared.

     INDEPENDENT.   SELECTIVE.   PRIVATE.   THE HUNDRED  OCs   MULTIMUSE   PENNED   BY   RINA

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Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

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lvnakrv‌   |   LUNA

“would you rather it did not scare you?” luna inquires, her perch on the metal railing nearby…not wavering. “i know the fear. and i know that no amount of time can wash it out of sight, but death is not the end.”

          ❛   honestly, i don’t know.   but shit would be a lot easier if it didn’t.   ❜      she shrugged.   blair leaned against the railing, gazing into space.      ❛            yeah?   well, tell that to those who’ died.   if it isn’t the end then what?   i don’t really believe in reincarnation or an afterlife or stuff like that.   ❜

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paingrown‌   |   RAVEN

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“hey,  tanner.”  the brunette’s gaze darted upward toward the other young woman for a brief moment.  “i could use another set of hands here that knows what they’re doing.”

            ❛ hmm? ❜   they responded mentally absent, without even raising their glance.   ❛ just give me one ... ❜ , tanner quickly added, as she was finishing the last flicks of the wrist.   once everything was done, they turned toward the other before approaching her.    ❛ alright, i’m all yours.   what’s up? ❜

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       𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤   for   @fracturedpneuma   because   we   stupid

           ❛   oh !   my !   gawd !   you’re such a BULLY, i can’t even believe you !   ❜

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                   Then, until death itself comes,                                           no calamity need be feared.

     INDEPENDENT.   SELECTIVE.   PRIVATE.   THE HUNDRED  OCs   MULTIMUSE   PENNED   BY   RINA

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Shit said in my Discord servers starters

PERSONALS/NON-RP BLOGS DO NOT REBLOG

“Your ass hurt done.”

“I’m not even angry or sad I’m laughing my ass off.”

“She’s a bitch ass lesbian.”

“There’s a whole ass milk.”

“OUTBACK MAN!”

“This isn’t some kinda weird ass thing about bears with onions.”

“BRUH WHERES THE FUCKING RVS I DON’T SEE ANY??”

“I’m going to punch your dickhole.”

“WHY IS SIRI SO MEAN!?”

“Fuck you, ‘We Like Pizza’ is a BOP!”

“Apparently, hamsters can actually scream as a signal of distress.”

“My friends then informed me that the woman’s ashes had been arrested.”

*WHIPS OUT MILK BONG*

“I have a bowl of just whip cream and chocolate syrup.”

“My lungs have been yeeted.”

“I got yeeted by a jellyfish.”

“LAST TIME I HAD TO FUCKING SKILL SHOT YEET MY SUITCASE THROUGH THE WINDOW, THEN RUN & JUMP IN THROUGH THE WINDOW BC WE WANTED TO GET HOME QUICK.”

“WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS CALLED MY MOM GAY?!”

“I scared the cats while stomping around screaming ‘I’M GAY!’.”

*SWINGS DINOSAUR AROUND* “SO LONG GAY DINO!”

“Let’s go gays! Let’s go!”

“I’m gay for myself if I could marry myself I would.”

“YOU CAN’T PRAY THE GAY AWAY!”

“I want to punch somebody.”

“I sit, cold & alone with boiled eggs.”

“Why did I think headbutting a boiled egg was gonna break it?”

“CHEESECAKE IS FUCKING HELL!”

“Oh, what the fuck I’ve never actually seen windmills do windmill things this is scary.”

“OH MY GOD FUCK OFF CRICKET PHONE HEADASS WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSE TO ME!!!!!”

“Oh man just till you HEAR about WORK OUT weDNESDAY!!!!”

“Also yes (y/n) the fucking garden salsa sun chips are my life.”

“I just heard an Aussie dude in the background & immediately was like ‘oh no’.”

“Oh my god…a coconut is a mammal…”

“This is so sad can we get 100 likes?”

“WEED APPRECIATION DAY?”

“I will burn (character name)’s hair off with spicy tequila.”

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This world broke me without mercy then called me a monster for daring to get angry.

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💗 send if you’re open to the possibility of a romantic ship eventually happening between our muses.   (if there is chemistry)  

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                   Then, until death itself comes,                                           no calamity need be feared.

     INDEPENDENT.   SELECTIVE.   PRIVATE.   THE HUNDRED  OCs   MULTIMUSE   PENNED   BY   RINA