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8 June 2025 Intro Post

Hello! We've had this blog for probably around 6 years now and we haven't made an introduction post, so I'm changing that.

We are the Calculator System! We collectively go by the names Calculator, Calc, and Jon. Our collective pronouns are he/they and we are collectively transmasculine, genderqueer, and abrosexual. We are physically 19 years old, American, Latino, and white. We are very open about having ADHD, ASD, BPD, NPD, and OSDD. You can refer to us in the singular or in the plural, we really don't care all that much. In August we will start going to school for mathematics.

Our art blog is @calculator-menace-art .

We have no DNI, but we block very freely and encourage others to block freely. Our system mates tend to have differing stances on most topics and are often very opinionated, but most takes you'll see on here are usually what our system generally supports unless stated otherwise.

Our art as of recently as centered a lot on The Magnus Archives, and while we probably have other interests, that is what our life primarily revolves around.

This carrd about us as an About Me section, some art we never posted, links to other social media we have, and our commission information.

We also have a Patreon that we try to update regularly. There are currently four tiers. While we don't keep to a perfect schedule, the goal posting schedule typically is:

Tuesday - Exclusive art for Patrons in the $2 tier and above.

Wednesday - A look at a work-in-progress or unfinished piece for Patrons in the $2 tier and above.

Thursday - NSFW art for Patrons in the $5 tier and above.

Friday - Early access to art that will be posted to social media the following Monday.

Only those that are physically 18 years old and older are allowed to become Patrons.

We also have PayPal, CashApp, and Ko-Fi if you want to help us out a bit without becoming a Patron.

Our tags: #carefully calculated content - Our original art. #cal rambles - Text posts and reblogs where we talk. #cal answers - Responding to asks. #other people's masterpieces - Art by other people.

Welcome to the new folks! For those who have been following us for a while, thank you for sticking around!

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Here is a profile picture we made for one of our introjects. I need to draw more Regretevator. Bive is one of our favourite characters.

Special thanks to my Patrons Evil! and MistyGreenLemons for the support! You all are awesome.

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[Image Description in Alt Text.]

Jonah Magnus as a child, drawn so one of our alters could have a profile picture. He sure does love his Blahaj.

We are slowly going to be posting our backlog of art, trust trust.

Special thanks to my Patron Evil! for the support! You're awesome.

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[Image Description: Four images describing the commission prices and procedures for Calculator Menace. Individual I.D.s in Alt Text.]

Hello, everybody. I know it has been a long time since we have posted. A lot of things got in the way, mostly high school. But now we have graduated high school and need help paying for college.

All prices are in USD.

Sketch Prices:

Bust:

No color: $6 Flat color: $12 Full color: $15

Waist Up:

No color: $12 Flat color: $18 Full color: $12

Full Body:

No color: $15 Flat color: $21 Full color: $24

Line Prices:

Bust:

No color: $12 Flat color: $18 Full color: $30

Waist Up:

No color: $24 Flat color: $36 Full color: $60

Full Body:

No color: $36 Flat color: $54 Full color: $90

If you have any questions or are interested, feel free to DM me. We will also be posting the full versions of both examples on our Patreon for

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[Image Description: A digital painting of a human-like figure with two heads and four arms, drawn from the torso up. Both faces are wearing masks, one happy and one sad. The happy face has wavy pink hair, and the sad face has a purple ponytail. Two of the hands are nervously held up to the sad face. Two hands are up like Jazz Hands, with a red arc between them that says “Dichotomy” in all capital letters. /End I.D.]

[Image Description: The same as the first image, except now the colors are slightly glitched. /End I.D.]

“Dichotomy: A division into two especially mutually exclusive or contradictory groups or entities; something with seemingly contradictory qualities.”

I thought the audio on Instagram that said “What would you be like as a deity” was very interesting, so I drew myself as a deity! 

This was supposed to be posted a while ago but the Executive Dysfunction hit me like a train. I posted a reel with the audio to Instagram a bit ago, and I posted this to my Patreon a few months ago. I’m trying my best.

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[First Image: A collage of 12 art pieces labeled “2020 Art (Wahoo!)” Each art piece is labelled with a month. January is a digital drawing of a person energetically dancing, the color palette based on the album cover Beachboy by McCafferty. February is a digital painting of Freddy and Sam from iCarly drawn as an angel and demon. March is a digital painting of Crowley from Good Omens in a pink color palette. April is a digital character reference of a little girl. May is a digital drawing of Taako from The Adventure Zone. June is an illustration of Aziraphale and Crowley dramatically getting married. July is a picture of Aziraphale saying “Harlot / Bottom Text”. August is a few doodles on paper of my old personas. September is a traditional drawing of Aziraphale and Crowley dressed as Little Red Riding Hood and a wolf. October is a panel of a comic where Crowley says he rented a movie to watch for halloween. November is the second panel of that comic, where Aziraphale says that Crowley doesn’t like scary movies and Crowley disagrees. December is a digital piece of Crowley and Aziraphale cuddling. /End I.D.]

[Second Image: A similar collage labeled “Calculator Menace’s 2021 Art Summary.” January is a traditional drawing of Taako. February is a digital painting of Aziraphale. March is a digital drawing of me in a purple color palette. April is a digital painting of me as a demon. May is a doodle of me as a spider. June is also me. July is a digital piece of Aziraphale and Crowley sharing a tartan umbrella in the rain. August is an unfinished traditional drawing of Taako, Magnus, and Merle from The Adventure Zone. September is a digital drawing of my character Peter. October is a traditional drawing of me as a vampire. November is a digital doodle of my character Simon. December is a doodle of me squishing Simon like a stress ball. /End I.D.]

It occurred to me that I never shared the art summary from 2020, and I tried to put together one for 2021 as well!! I did not draw nearly as much as I wanted to in 2021, but hopefully I can draw much more and post much more in 2022! Congratulations on making it through the year!

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14 for whatever oc you'd like uwu

[Image Description: A digital painting of a tired looking humanoid with pale brown skin standing in green pajamas, holding an entomology book in their crossed arms. Their long dark green hair is dip-dyed red and covers half of their face. The uncovered eye is slightly green in tint and has no iris or pupil, except for a circle that would indicate where their iris would be. Their head subtly radiates a dark halo. End I.D.]

I used this opportunity to draw Aliester, a PC for a D&D campaign I'm gonna be in!!!! Aliester goes by any pronouns, just wants to be a fantasy doctor (a cleric), and loves bugs. I love them.........

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[Image Description: A digital drawing of a gray, blurry, human-like figure sitting contemplatively at a desk on a swivel chair with mist for a base. The human figure has various colored lines scribbled together where a head would be. The surrounding room is black and white. On the desk in front of them is a mirror and a laptop. The mirror reflects a white person in a dark suit with a hand up to their chest and a smug look on their face. The person has dark purple hair, yellow snake eyes behind glasses, sharp teeth, a snake tongue, and an upside down cross earring. The laptop screen shows a drawing of a happy person with opaque glasses and fluffy pink hair, who is throwing up a peace sign.]

Hey so!! I know it’s been a hot minute, as it usually is for me, but I had a school assignment a bit of time ago that I really wanted to share! The teacher had us create a self-portrait and explain the symbolism for the portrait, but I think I’ll just leave it up for interpretation this time, hee hee. Thank you for your patience with me <3

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[Image Description: A scanned drawing done in marker of Taako from The Adventure Zone, drawn from the waist up. He is a thin sun elf with blue-tipped hair that reaches past his shoulders. He is wearing a white shirt, a red hat, and a red robe. He’s thrown his arms up in frustration, one hand gripping a red umbrella, as he exclaims, “I don’t know what to expect at this point, but on every single New Years, I feel like something will go horribly wrong.” He’s surrounded by eyes that are staring at him from an inky darkness. End I.D.]

This was meant to be my first art post of the year, and I suppose it still is. I still feel like it’s January, quite frankly, because time has gone faster than I anticipated.

My first version of this drawing was meant to reflect me at the time of the drawing. It was also based in Glamour Springs.

This edition was meant to reflect me now. It’s also supposed to be during time at the BoB.

I’ve always had a fear of New Years. I didn’t draw a version of this on New Years 2020 because I had finally been learning to cope with that fear, but it had only turned itself back on it’s head by 2021. So I drew this to help me with the dread that had come back with the cycling years.

I hope your year has been great thus far, and I hope it gets even better from here. No matter what you may think, you have the power to survive. There’s hope. It’s going to be okay.

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[Image Description: A digital drawing of Crowley lovingly cuddling a smiley Aziraphale who has fallen asleep. Aziraphale is wearing black pajamas and Crowley is wearing pajamas with Aziraphale's tartan. End I.D.]

I need them soft. I need them soft. I need them soft. I NEED-

Anyways, here’s some soft work I drew in the middle of having a breakdown-

Good luck in 2021 everyone.

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[Image Description: A four panel comic done in marker of Lewis and Arthur from MSA based off a vine. Lewis asks, “Who do you think the hottest girl in the gang is?” Excitedly, Arthur responds, “The Mystery Van.” Lewis goes on to say, “Well I like Vivi, and not just because she’s pretty. I think she’s-” but he is completely ignored by Arthur, who fantasizing about The Mystery Van, which is drawn in the background. “The Mystery Van” is written in fancy letters. End I.D.]

SO THAT NEW MSA, HUH????? I REALLY HOPE THE MYSTERY VAN IS OKAY............... PLEASE GOD LET IT BE OKAY. I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE I JUST WANT THE VAN TO BE OKAY.

I posted this to Patreon on Monday, actually.

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[Image Description: A four panel Good Omens comic in a Halloween-themed color palette.

Panels 1 and 2: Crowley leans on a wall, trying to look as cool as possible, and is holding a copy of the Good Omens 1992 movie. He says, "Guess what, angel? I rented us a TERRIFYING movie to watch on Halloween!" Aziraphale, who is sitting on a couch and reading a book titled ‘How To Get A Regular Fucking Gun’ responds, “You don’t like scary movies, dear.“ Crowley is off screen and says, “I’m a DEMON, remember? I LOVE scary movies!! Big spooky fan, me.“

Panel 3: Aziraphale is sitting on a sofa in front of a television and is holding a cup of cocoa. He also has a hand on Crowley, who is bundled in blankets, covering his face so that only his eyes are showing, and making scared snake noises. Aziraphale says, “I tried to warn you.” Pictures in the background say "Nobody Cares About Your Bones" and "Why are you reading this."

Panel 4: The same image as the previous one, except Crowley's face is showing (and he is embarrassed), and Aziraphale is very smug.

A: "Would you like me to hold your hand?"

C: "'M not scared."

A: "Sure, dear."

C: "...(But that would be nice.)" 

The pictures in the back now read "Thank you for existing Terra ily" and "Aziwaphawe!!! ómò" /End I.D]

I’M SORRY FOR BEING LATE FOR HALLOWEEN!! It is my favorite holiday of all time, but I’ve just been very busy. I’m getting back on my rhythm, though!

This comic was super fun to work on! It was actually a Patreon request that I was thrilled to receive. The scaredy snake just wants to act cool.

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[Image Description: A traditional drawing done in markers of Crowley and Aziraphale from Good Omens. Crowley, dressed as a wolf, is cupping Aziraphale's cheek. Aziraphale, dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, is holding Crowley's hand there. Aziraphale is gazing at Crowley, who looks shocked. Aziraphale is holding a golden apple and a picnic basket and has a halo around his head. There is a banner that reads "Keep Your Enemies Closer." End I.D.]

I POSTED THIS TO INSTA BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE I'M SO SORRY,,,,,

Also, I messed my posting schedule up real bad, but I promise I'll get better soon. This isn’t helped by the fact that my drawing tablet broke so now I can’t do digital art (including videos and commissions).

Anyway! Here is my entry for the GingerHaole DTIYS this year! I had a lot of fun making this, and I hope all other participants had fun too,

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[Image Description: A two panel comic of Good Omens characters in ancient Greece. Crowley, who has snakes for hair, looks very excited and says, "Angel! What are you doing here?" Aziraphale, one hand covering his eyes and the other hand holding a flaming sword, sighs and explains, "I'm here to slay the Medusa." Offscreen, Crowley says "Oh." End I.D.]

I got some new markers and decided to try them out by redrawing some old art!! They're stupid.

[Image Description: The original drawing of the previous comic from October 20th, 2019. Crowley, with snakes for hair, exclaims, "Aziraphale! What are you doing here?" Aziraphale covers his eyes and sighs, "I'm here to defeat the Medusa." Offscreen, Crowley says, "Oh." End I.D.]

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[Image Description: A handwritten warning that says "DRAW YOURSELF AS A VILLAIN (Tw: Blood, religious imagery)" End I.D.]

I saw this challenge on Tik Tok, and wanted to try it out! But also I'm really bad at remembering to post stuff to Tumblr. I'm super active on Instagram, though. A little annoying in my stories, honestly.

Anyway,

[Image Description: The first image is a traditional drawing inked in with black and red markers of me as a villain, a white passing boy with fluffy hair wearing glasses, rolled up vestments, and a bracelet. I'm smiling widely, holding a rosary, and covered in blood. The second image is a close up of the drawing. End I.D.]

My main persona is a villain anyway, so I figured it would be fun to draw Father Cal. He's honestly just me but more outwardly edgy. Still a tired and sad bastard who just wants to adopt kids and watch Golden Girls. Also he's a demon who's animal form is an Aye Aye. He's the leader of a cult that's centered around himself and only uses religious imagery to make his mom (God) mad.

It's 12 am I'm too tired to put my money links here. But hey I'm setting up a Patreon if anybody is interested hee hee.

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[Image Description: Two images of the same thing: Aziraphale from Good Omens, bust only, pointing directly at the viewer and looking angry. The image is captioned “HARLOT BOTTOM TEXT”. The difference between the two images is that the first one has solid color line art and the second one has lines of different colors. /End I.D.]

!nsfw

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[Image Description: A doodle done in pen and colored in with colored pencil of my Dungeons and Dragons group, all drawn from the shoulders up. From left to right is Glory, Elaxidor, and Polonius. Glory is a tiefling with white skin, black eyes, shoulder length blue hair, and is wearing a white shirt with a brown hooded cape. Elaxidor is an elf with brown skin, chest length fluffy blonde hair that's brown at the roots and is partially pulled back into a ponytail, and is wearing a green shirt. Polonius is a human who is wearing a cartoonish crow mask and is wearing brown robes, hood pulled up and hiding all human features. The whole drawing is labelled as "The Squad". End I.D.]

We've only done a few sessions, but here's some drawings of my awesomely stupid D&D group. Featuring: Angry 2D Gorillaz Kinnie, One Braincell Rat Boy, and A Walking Virus.

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