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Third Mates

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[Spoilers; C3 Ep58] Size Comparison Chart (Skillful Ferret)

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Riz, you fucking cracked it!

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My favorite low quality children!

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Transcript:

Caldwell, reading: Behind her, a sultry troubled voice offers a reply. (Adam Driver voice) "I know, right?" [Emily and Murph cackle. Caldwell laughs, too.] Caldwell: (Adam Driver voice) "So unprofessional." (continues reading) Emily turns to find the owner of this husky tenor. And finds herself face to face with famous Hollywood actor Adam Driver. [Murph cackles. Emily laughs.] Murph: Caldwell! This is so goddamn good! Caldwell, laughing: On each of his legs si-- on each of his legs sits a huge bearded dragon wearing a tiny tuxedo. [Emily squeals with laughter.] Murph: You're gonna make her cry again! Caldwell: We should be livestreaming this. Murph: I know, this is-- Emily: How do you--?! Murph: Her reaction is insane. Caldwell: Murph can you please get some video if you don't mind, sir. Emily: Murph, how do you know when I'm about to cry? I feel like every time that the tears start to come to my eyes, you're like "Emily's gonna cry." [Caldwell laughs.] Murph: (laughs) Cause we're married! Caldwell: It's part of the deal! Emily: Yeah, I look great, I'm beautiful. I-- Murph: I agree. Caldwell, reading: On each of his legs sits a huge bearded dragon wearing a tiny tuxedo.

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when you’ve already defeated the night yorb but the night yorb goons are still fighting AND junior year starts in a couple days 😩 (fantasy high junior year slaps 💕✨)

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He will never beat the cat allegations

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Heyyy, Girlies!

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Calling all little shrimps!🍤🍤🍤

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The new official character art for Fabian Aramais Seacaster, courtesy of @caitmayart

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Here’s the new character art for Riz Gukgak for Fantasy High Junior Year, courtesy of @caitmayart

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The new character art for Kristen Applebees for Fantasy High Junior Year, courtesy of @caitmayart

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New Fig Faeth art for Fantasy High Junior Year - courtesy of @caitmayart

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bad ending au wherein moonshine does end up taking the hellfire crown and becoming Queen Of Hell, but pendergreens just like hangs out with her bc they are friends. moonshine is good enough to be conscious of it but the crown does kind of start scrambling her brain and pendergreens now has to be the one to keep her from going off the deep end. there is a lot of chaste and repressed face touching. i am fucking cringe but i am free

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love is real and it’s the look murph gives em when she says that she has a specific dice she cooks on nat 1s that she uses when she dm’s for him so she doesn’t beat him up

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Moms of the Titans of the Realm