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I'll be gladly stepped on by him.

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So I saw this tweet by @/sie_shells

After seeing their theories, I now can't get it out of my mind. What if what the illusion Top Whip had actually shown us is the future of Cale and his squad? What if it really happens except for the fact that Cale wasn't up against the white star but the hunters this time? What if author-nim goes for the bad ending instead? What if Cale will take on the 'sacrificing myself' path for the greater good of the world?

Gosh... My anxiety is rampaging.

Also,

Imagine Cale saying this at the end of part 2:

"In the end... It's no different.

I still can't... protect anyone.

...I failed once again.

It's all my fault."

And this but with Cale's team:

"Cale Henituse, your name shall always be remembered.

So long... My dear friend.

You can finally have the peace you've always dreamed off.

You can rest easy now.

Human, I want to see you.

Thank you."

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NEW LCF COVER JUST DROPPED!!

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*gets into my knees* YESSS, THANK YOU FOR THIS!! This is a masterpiece, no one could tell me otherwise

Hey uh, so @cale-is-a-kale mentioned this nearly a month ago-

And, well, I'm on demon/creative hour so I decided to make your wishes come true!

Please be aware that I have very little knowledge about male anatomy and basically, winged it. I hope everybody likes it 😭

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So I just binged the entire LCF webnovel and have a funny story. I was partially spoiled in the early chapters but had no context for anything I learned. But I knew two things in the early chapters

1. Cale hits WS with a rock

2. Cale gets something in his spatial pocket called "Blood Drenched Rock"

I think you see where I am going with this.

See, I had only read like 50 chapters at this point. But I absolutely could see Cale being feral enough to beat WS over the head with a rock to the point where it was covered in blood and then keeping it as a trophy out of sheer pettiness. So for hundreds of chapters I was eagerly awaiting Cale getting his WS-beating rock trophy.

I was very surprised when I found out that the Blood Drenched Rock was an ancient power 😂😂😂

Cale beating the shit out of White Star with a rock infront of everyone while having a speech about his slacker life would always be one of the funniest moment in the whole novel LMAO pleaseee he had enough😂😂😂

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Cale: Hyung...

Alver: What?

Cale: What if...

Alver, worried: What if what?

Cale: What if all this time, Santa wasn't laughing and was shouting "Ho-e*" to everybody?

Alver:...I should've known.

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okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really good

reblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)

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Have some Alberu traditional drawings during these trying times

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I have two moods and both of them are thinking of Alver Crossman.

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After analyzing this picture, I finally came to the conclusion that his ass...is shining.

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Cale: Words cannot describe how you look.

Sayeru: Are you flirting with me, Cale Heni-?

Cale: But numbers can and it's -10/10.

Sayeru, shocked and speechless: ....

White Star, shocked and trying hard not to laugh: ...

LATER AT THEIR BASE:

Sayeru: BARROW HE GAVE ME A NEGATIVE! A NEGATIVE!

White Star, trying hard not to laugh: ...

Sayeru: BARROW GODDAMIT, CONSOLE ME!

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He's shining brighter than the stars combined

Cale: How can I read when it's so dark?

Eruhaben, appeared out of nowhere: Say no more.

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Cale, having mental breakdown: YOU MEAN AFTER ALL THE SHITS I DID TO ACHIEVE MY SLACKER LIFE, I STILL CAN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE OF THOSE MFING HUNTERS-

THE OTHERS WATCHING FROM AFAR:

Choi Han: Uhm, should we go and uhh help him?

Alver: ...I think we should just let him be *eating cookies*

Eruhaben: ...Unlucky bastard

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Cale: How can I read when it's so dark?

Eruhaben, appeared out of nowhere: Say no more.

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Everyone: Please lie still, you lose a lot of blood.

Cale: I didn’t lose it. I know exactly where it is *Points to puddle of blood*

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WET CALE: 🥵🔥🥴🥴🔥❤️🥵

tiny wet cale: 🥺❤️❤️✨✨🌟✨🥰💖✨

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Raon: But Dad! He called you a trash!

Cale: Shh, it's fine Raon. Besides, I am a trash-

Raon: DAD NO!