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[calico-sam]

Hol’up the leprechaun wants to lecture me on why it’s “bad” to make fun of a short person.

[calico-sam]

Yeah I’m not going to go with a basic bitch flavor like vanilla, I’ll take cookies dough and brownie batter!

Hey there kid. *I was covered in bruises, my lips were cut, and I had some bandages over my eyes and my left arm.* I got something for you little buddy. *I gave him the original Spartan 2 helmet.*

aww thank you! why are you so baddly bruised?

[calico-sam]

What dad’s BI?

Bill, why are you gay, also Henry as well, I’m not leaving you out of this

I am not queer. But if I were I'd say something along the lines of: they're very... handsome. I suppose.

Oh- ah- well- some are just so smart and beautiful and strong.. I feel the same about women, like my ex-wife!

[calico-sam]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Why is the short stack lecturing me!

Just heard Sam say 'you USED me!!!' from the living room and im sitting here like??? 2 seconds later my Ricky (pet rabbit) comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth.

[calico-sam]

He’s a thief and he knows it!

Just heard Sam say 'you USED me!!!' from the living room and im sitting here like??? 2 seconds later my Ricky (pet rabbit) comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth.

[calico-sam]

Ehh it’s ok.

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

Who- *static* -you? *static* Help- *static* - get Gwen- *static*

[calico-sam]

What the fuck?

Dang short stack remind me to never get that far on your bad side.

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

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[calico-sam]

The version of Evan in my universe died when he was 12, or at-least that’s what my dad told me.

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

Who- *static* -you? *static* Help- *static* - get Gwen- *static*

[calico-sam]

How many afto kids dies uncle bill have?

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

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[calico-sam]

I was surprised to find that out aswell.

Hi Lizz Are you’d doing better?

- @red-rabbit-nick @calico-sam & @lucky-jester-clover

I am! I don't completely trust Netty, but she says she knows my sister, and I trust my sisters. I told people to go get them when I was stuck. From what I know, they were worried for me! I miss them and I am excited to see them again!

[calico-sam]

Firstly you have a sister? Secondly that’s nice of them.

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

Who- *static* -you? *static* Help- *static* - get Gwen- *static*

[calico-sam]

If Nick finds out what’s happening he’s probably not going to let himself live it down for “letting this happen” in his eyes.

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

Who- *static* -you? *static* Help- *static* - get Gwen- *static*

[calico-sam]

Your friend is currently being traumatized.

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

Who- *static* -you? *static* Help- *static* - get Gwen- *static*

[calico-sam]

@lillie-stargazer you friend needs you!

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

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[calico-sam]

Who’s Lillie?

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

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[calico-sam]

Please teleport her out of this torture. Like I know I’m mean to her but I do legitimately like her as a friend.

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

Who- *static* -you? *static* Help- *static* - get Gwen- *static*

[calico-sam]

Frankly I hate both of them so I’ll ask one of my “friends” for help.

Cobalt cobalt cobalt!

Hey shorty.

- @calico-sam

Who- *static* -you? *static* Help- *static* - get Gwen- *static*