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I know I keep complaining about this but it doesn’t even make sense for Bella’s character to have super self-control as a Bonus Vampire Power. This is the girl that cut her arm open with a rock because she thought it was the only way to help in a vampire battle. This is the girl that constantly tried to seduce her vampire boyfriend with insane bloodlust and Superman-level strength knowing damn well she could die. When they had their first kiss she instantly lost control of her body and tried to climb him like a tree despite agreeing to “hold very still” 0.5 seconds prior. This is the girl that punched not one, but two werewolves in the face. She went cliff-diving on a whim when a storm was rolling in! Impulse control was never her strong suit.

We, as readers, were robbed of her feral newborn phase. Bella should’ve gone a little apeshit, as a treat

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due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

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my teens favorite vampires 🖤

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what a time this was to be alive...

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I want to be on the timeline where this happened and they were age accurate too

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im starting to think that treating nazi germany as a unique and incomparable evil rather than as an extention of the western european colonial project that happened to threaten the interests of other western european powers might be bad actually

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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I will never get over how Bella spent a good chunk of New Moon not only experiencing hallucinations of Edward but actively seeking out ways to trigger more hallucinations

And then the very moment Edward is back in the story (after endangering his own life on purpose), he’s all “oh, a hallucination of Bella! yay ♥️”

Truly the couple of all time

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bella: where are your fangs?

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compilation

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no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

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jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson