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something about retiring a number that is more beautiful than being voted into the hall of fame or maybe even winning a cup to me. like we love you so much that we are going to preemptively close the door on the possibility that anyone else could replace you. sooo lovely to me

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Playing “look what you made me do” is a hilarious choice when you’re awarded a penalty

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The joy of everyone honking lets go islanders in the parking lot

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HE DID IT FOR BEAU

FOR HIS DEAD BESTIE

WHO SCORED THE LAST OT WINNER

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YALL WE DIDNR GET SWEPT

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“I don’t see why you’d leave the building” Thomas im not even in the building and my heart can’t take this

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IM MAD AS HELL AND IM NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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At one point in the last two minutes they played that clip from the movie network where that guy tells the country to open their windows and scream “i’m mad as hell and i’m not gonna take it anymore” but cut it off so it would be to scream LGI but I think the original line works too

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UGHHHH

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quitting mental health to watch this fuckass sport

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nothing thrills me like the stanley cup playoffs. seven games of big men growing to hate each other more and more every day? and then when it's done, the winners do it all again with a new batch of men? it's like love island but for hate. hate island. what could be better than this

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normalise hating your hockey team. normalise wanting to kill your hockey team with hammers. normalise not watching games out of protest for how bad your hockey team is. normalise screaming FUCKING DO SOMETHING at your computer screen. normalise homicide

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when goalies take off their mask and look like this

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Yup we’re turning it off

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Im so close to shutting the game off jfc

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HEY NOW YOURE A BROCK STAR

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sports teams are boyfriends