calicocrittercunt

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Submissive and breedable was never a joke to me

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When ur listening to the sweater song by weezer and ur vibing out but then it hits u with the scary part at the end 😖😖😖😖

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I open tiktok/insta and see girls with hundreds of stanley cups, while back in my day, one cup was enought to support TWO girls

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TODAYS TO-DO’S:

-rise

-bury

-decompose

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Watching Trump get shot today reminds me of when I shot my shot at you, trump shooter might’ve missed, but I miss you more

Chat is this rizz?

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Bitches cut their bangs too short then start eating people

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"straight actors shouldn't play gay roles" and how do you think Robert Sean Leonard is going to support his family????

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I taste like orange creamsicle saltwater taffy

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Oh nooo im dying of cancer, if only theres was a sexy doctor in oncology who can save me 😫 oh noo my cancer nooo

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Going through her reposts with a gun in my mouth

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YUP

Im abt to get VICIOUSLY led on

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Im abt to get VICIOUSLY led on

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🥹🥹🥹 we got her

Almost crying rn cuz I’m thinking about challengers like why is it so good. I expected it to be good but not that good, I can’t stop thinking about it. I hate that @calicocrittercunt was right about it, I clowned on her for like making it her whole personality but now I might just join the circus smh

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𝒸𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎 𝒾𝓈𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓎

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Save a horse ride a whaaat

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BF requirments

Taller then me when i wear heels

Can burn me cds

Preferably bisexual

Good hair

Likes me

Plays guitar or drums