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when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

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Anakin, the planet is the Force! Use it!

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au running off of the zygerria arc of the clone wars where, instead of keeping anakin for herself, the queen sells him off to the highest bidder. while the jedi finally defeat her and dooku, they suddenly have another pressing matter: they need to find the missing general skywalker. meanwhile, anakin is not having a good time since the highest bidder (jabba the hutt) just so happened to remember him from tatooine ten years ago, as the only human boonta eve winner ever, and would like a talentes human in his servitude. kitster, owen and beru save him, and anakin is reckoning with newly-freed life on tatooine (again)

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step 1. get everyone in the world to want to fuck me

step 2. vow of celibacy

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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"Possessive, aren't you?"

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Any time cis people start stupid as fuck trans label discourse, I think of this image

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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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Just another day in the life with the disaster trio.

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"drug-seeking behavior" woah the patient wants u to treat their ailments with medicine ...... thats crazy

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Me (through gritted teeth, head in my hands, eyes bloodshot): I love writing:)

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yeah sorry for giving you those weird new kinks. do you want me to make it worse

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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I am so determined to be a published author someday.

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Obi-Wan: We should give Anakin a Padawan it calmed me down and will good for him to mature

-After several missions with Asoka and Anakin realising she is even more ferral than him and he has to deal with two insane Padawans now-

Obi-Wan: The risk I took was calculated .....but boy am I bad at math