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My girl mutuals: I am the death born nymph, lurking in the swamp of oblivion. Ghosts of murdered women scream into the night. I am the Goddess who weep for their suffering

Me: ur so cool, babe. I love u

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“Yeah, she’s reading Twilight unironically and she said she was actually enjoying it and I was like, yeah cause you’re a slut.”

— Some young middle schooler I over heard and clearly hasn’t read Twilight and is super judgmental 

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Edward : she’s the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen

Rosalie :

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My Dissertation on Memes

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are we honestly still pretending a condom would’ve prevented Renesemesnesee

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mood

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My life got better when I accepted that sometimes shit just doesn’t work out. You aren’t always going to get the job, the partner, the class, the internship or whatever else you care about. Sometimes shit hits the fan and you have to be okay with that. Every time your life falls to pieces you can’t hit the floor, you gotta get your shit together, let out a little cry and keep going. Like just bc shit doesn’t work out does not mean life is going terribly, it just means it wasn’t meant to be at this time and that’s A o fucking kay.

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remember when quil absolutely dragged sam through the dirt and said that he had a “black heart”??? what a savage

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seth, baby boy, what are your thoughts on death?

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me: I wonder what garfield thinks of mondays

me after seeing a garfield comic strip: haha, he doesn’t like them, that’s for sure 

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u can call paul “angry” and “volatile” all u want but i would one thousand percent full ass voluntarily explode into an oversized mongrel demon at the SLIGHTEST inconvenience i encounter and that’s just a fact about who i am 

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Julia Jones in Oscar de la Renta at the Westworld Season 2 premiere in LA on April 16, 2018.

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When I re-watch the Twilight Saga and remember that there are no Jared/Kim, Paul/Rachel, Leah/Sam, Embry daddy angst, Clearwater & Black family, flashback moments.

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What We Do In The Shadows Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi (2014)

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parks and rec + twilight