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[callie-ann-darling]

Never.

Abby x Callie wedding when

now @callie-ann-darling

[callie-ann-darling]

yeah but it want someone I know. It was weird and I said no.

she thinks she can leave n jus undermine me go ta work everyday n shit Nah wait

What would jokester do...

[callie-ann-darling]

Ani? Yeah.

A friend of mine just came in to get her baby vaccinated, which is good only-

I didn’t know she had a baby????

[callie-ann-darling]

Slow down honey, it’s ok. I wouldn’t be seeing anyone I work with for a lot of reasons, the main one being I’m with you, and I love you.

You want a hug?

she thinks she can leave n jus undermine me go ta work everyday n shit Nah wait

What would jokester do...

[callie-ann-darling]

I mean… I have built up some time off I guess.

Ok, ok, I’ll take a break.

A friend of mine just came in to get her baby vaccinated, which is good only-

I didn’t know she had a baby????

[callie-ann-darling]

Jay, you’re spiraling. Breathe for me ok? In for four, hold for seven, out for six.

she thinks she can leave n jus undermine me go ta work everyday n shit Nah wait

What would jokester do...

[callie-ann-darling]

Lovie, I think we should get you a hobby. I think being at home is driving you a little stir crazy.

she thinks she can leave n jus undermine me go ta work everyday n shit Nah wait

What would jokester do...

[callie-ann-darling]

Beloved that’s not-

I’m just out of touch, sweets. Probably spending too much time at work.

A friend of mine just came in to get her baby vaccinated, which is good only-

I didn’t know she had a baby????

[callie-ann-darling]

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Uh, no. Sorry, I’m taken.

[callie-ann-darling]

Send a word and "+ HC" and I will write a headcanon for my muse based on the word(s) sent!

[callie-ann-darling]

Leave an 'Am I the Asshole (AITA)' situation in the ask and my muse will decide if you are, in fact, the asshole!

[callie-ann-darling]

A friend of mine just came in to get her baby vaccinated, which is good only-

I didn’t know she had a baby????

[callie-ann-darling]

I know baby, i’m just tryin’ to make you feel better.

I love you, you know that right? I took the joke too far, and even though I didn’t mean to hurt you I did, and I’m sorry.

You wanna cuddle?

Jaaaaay

I’m tired, gimme kiss.

Please.

-( @callie-ann-darling) Callie

Oh. Sure.

But ya rememba- talk ta me like that shit in public again like m some dumb piece of shit n I'll fuckin- ani- just just don do that no more.

Mwah.

[callie-ann-darling]

Please

someone get Joker to stop using laughing gas canister bombs. The treatment is expensive. Our accountants are in tears.

[callie-ann-darling]

Mwwwwah

You’re not dumb sweetpea.

Jaaaaay

I’m tired, gimme kiss.

Please.

-( @callie-ann-darling) Callie

Oh. Sure.

But ya rememba- talk ta me like that shit in public again like m some dumb piece of shit n I'll fuckin- ani- just just don do that no more.

Mwah.

[callie-ann-darling]

Ugh I got this person over on mine too. Ignore them sweets, it’s just annoying people with nothing better to do.

1) She thinks you’re a piece of shit 2) Now she’s talking about boundaries?

I think she’s starting to pull away from you like your other exes

Well about time don’t you think - 🐝

Tha day she pull away we both gon be in that grave

[callie-ann-darling]

💐 25 flower asks

rose - describe your crush.

cherry-blossom - do you believe in love at first sight?

daisy - what’s your best childhood memory?

daffodil - which colour suits you best?

peony - do you put more value in honour or truth?

iris - favourite 90s song?

sunflower - sun or moon?

narcissus - your best physical feature?

freesia - are you still friends with the person you considered your best friend two years ago?

orchid - favourite fruit?

violet - have you had your first kiss?

gypsophila - do you prefer many distant friends, or a few close friends?

gerbera - neon or pastel?

carnation - does true love exist?

alstroemeria - dream vacation?

anemone - were you ever interested in greek mythology?

cymbidium - sexuality?

rhododendron - what’s your biggest fear?

tulip - lucky number?

gladiolus - who do you look up to most?

snapdragon - favourite mythical creature?

hydrangea - proudest moment?

heather - what’s your favourite musical?

delphinium - what’s your star sign - does it suit you?

ginger - least favourite food?