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Your username makes a lot of sense

Daily reminder!🫶
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Sorry for not posting like ever anymore, I switch interests pretty quickly to be honest. I post on my parent blog more now (the one I always use to comment) but if one of you sends an ask I will still respond to it! It’s not that I became an anti or something and stopped posting it’s just that I’m interested in other fucked up ships now ❤️
And YES, the ‘other fucked up ships’ in question are still mostly incest
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I love when people make posts about me OMg
#‘fuck proshitters’ GLADLY#y’all are sexy#id bang each and every one of you#bro came to MY profile and started whining#im just sitting here#existing and vibing#porno is magical
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Just got asked if I like musicals guys they’re catching on
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squid sister
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Do u ship the squid sisters.......
Never heard of them
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Im gonna cry I love Callie and Marie so much their relationship is so sweet
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The importance of commas

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I love when someone says « aren’t they cousins? » because I’m always like « WHAT. NO. NO! I THOUGHT THEY WERE SISTERS! »
antis only argument is “b b but theyre cousins” like i don’t know this already. that’s literally the best part idiot
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Why are you this way
marie pant y sniffer 👃👃👃👃👃👃
grvbrfbbfb
Im going to spray you with a water bottle
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marie pant y sniffer 👃👃👃👃👃👃
grvbrfbbfb
Im going to spray you with a water bottle
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@tidalrush-blush « IM SOOOO SURE LOVE IS GONNA WIN » « I WANNA WIN THIS TIME » YOURE GROUNDED FROM OCEAN SPITROAST FOR A MONTH
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marie’s 3 inch punisher
Counterpoint: Ocean’s 3 inch punisher
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what? marie, i would never laugh at your small penis. i was just surprised that’s all. don’t look at me like that! it’s cute! wait, why are you crying? was that the wrong thing to say? - callie
STOP SHE FUCKING WOULD😭 Callie has 2 functioning brain cells and she unintentionally says things to Marie that offend her or make her insecure. Sometimes intentionally. Just to watch her cry. Callie’s a dacryphile
#squid sisters#callie#callie and marie#squidcest#aohota#callie x marie#hotaao#marie#splatoon headcanon#splatoon
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