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Karma train now boarding
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Dominating.

(via lobbyse)
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Editing vs typesetting.
Know your requests.
Client: I prefer it when the paragraph spans the entire width of the page.
Me: I reduced the width of the paragraphs to make the text easier to read. About 60 characters per line is a good rule of thumb.
Client: No need to make the text easier to read. The text is hard to understand in itself.
Me: ….
#ridiculous request#how do these people survive#you cannot fix stupid#calling it funny#clients from hell
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When I have time, you can pay me.
Free time is what you have on your hands when you’re not trying to con me into volunteering my services for your financial gain.
Client: Can you do [X] for us?
Me: You’re paying me to do [Y], not [X]. [X] Is a separate service that I charge for.
Client: Oh well I don’t mean right now. Just whenever you have some free time.
#payday mayday#calling it funny#clients from hell#i swear this is my old boss#you know you can come in early and hang out and work for free anytime
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There is no crying in baseball!
Ah! The smell of fresh cut grass, the roar of the crowd, the sound of my 8yo being not quite quick enough with his duck…
(He’s fine)
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WAGGING THE DOG doesn’t sit well with Jax.
“Excuse me, Lady. I must destroy this source of fake news and dark arts of political manipulation.”
Video by Jax Teller Morrow 🐾
#video#dogsofinstagram#calling it funny#ace venture pet detective#ace ventura#fake news#good dog#guard dog#wag the dog#wagging the dog
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Leo’s love dogs.
Know your astrology.
What a gentleman
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Sibling Snack Rivalry 101:
You snooze you lose, bro.
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I 💗 this
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You won’t believe what Obama says in this video! 😉
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Walking on catshells here.
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No sudden movements!
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Don’t you want some bunny to love?
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Mirror in the bathroom.










(via SilviuMajor)
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This woman is a woman above all men, but duh.
She is a hero.


A1 maneuvers
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Find the funny and call it out. We will always love you Professor 💗
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I can add nothing 😂🤢
Except don’t worry, Buzzfeed makes you tap the photos; they don’t throw them in your face like a fingertip someone spit out.
“At the end of the day my finger goes… What’s sobbing going to do? Bitch, it’s gone,” Osuji added.
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I’m not fat, it’s all these feathers.
Not quite small enough.
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AI in all
Who made us up???
Come on.
Humans have to be some kind of cosmic humor.
We are proving ourselves to be artificially intelligent here in America.
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