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Clark (clarkpb01)

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What in the Renaissance painting is going on here????

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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where’s the cunty red rug??

Left, Conclave (2024) and right conclave (2025)

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unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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BL DRAMAS + 'Postcards from Japan'

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wait boys are real I thought they made them up for yaoi

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dying on Easter when you’re the Pope after telling JD Vance to go fuck himself, in a year where there’s a fandom for a movie about a Conclave, is pure aura farming honestly

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Spouse sent this to me and I can't stop thinking about it

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“The Garden of Earthly Delights” (c. 1500) by Hieronymus Bosch

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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For anyone wondering where Nami, Franky and Jinbei are

A helpful guide

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my fave cat dog duo

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Sarahs ballgown in The Labyrinth in 4k

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Au where everything is the same except the baratie is a mcdonalds