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callkiltpolice

Call The Kilt Police!

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A blog for kilt wearers that wear the kilt incorrectly, that they may learn and mend their ways!

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callkiltpolice · 2 months ago

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#bearded men in kilts #whats under the kilt #call the kilt police

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callkiltpolice · 3 months ago

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#men in kilts #whats under the kilt #aly macrae #the kilt song #Youtube

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callkiltpolice · 3 months ago

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Kiss My Blarney Stones!

#men in kilts #whats under the kilt #bearded men in kilts #up yer kilt #happy st patricks day

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callkiltpolice · 7 months ago

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The more I study this picture the less I like it! Kudos for the matching facemask, but the one-sided stripes add nothing (looks like he has mismatched sox). The kilt is very feminine, and the ill-fitting jacket is too short, and barely fits him. FASHION FAIL! Call The Kilt Police!

#call the kilt police #men in kilts #whats under the kilt #kilt failures #fashion fail #thom browne

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callkiltpolice · 7 months ago

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Yes.

#men in kilts #whats under the kilt #up yer kilt

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callkiltpolice · 7 months ago

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#kilt failures

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callkiltpolice · 10 months ago

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Wearing the kilt too low - Call the Kilt Police~!

#kilt #men in kilts #whats under the kilt #call the kilt police

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callkiltpolice · 11 months ago

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Trust me - we are both commando in this recent photo. No need to Call the Kilt Police here!

#mature bearded men in kilts #whats under the kilt

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callkiltpolice · 11 months ago

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Hmmmmm - Odd that the under apron of his kilt does not go across his body (kilt not wide enough to wrap properly), but the way it is hanging at an angle tells me it is not attached in some way at the waistband inside. The under apron should at least cover your junk. This is a poorly-fitting kilt.

#men in kilts #whats under the kilt

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callkiltpolice · 1 year ago

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Men's kilts do not have pleats in the front - this is a skirt, no matter how macho he is trying to act.

#men in shirts #whats under the skirt #not a kilt #hairy chests #bearded men #call the kilt police

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callkiltpolice · 2 years ago

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Santa on summertime break! Nice bulge, Santa!!!

#mature bearded men #mens bulges #hairy chests

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callkiltpolice · 2 years ago

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Yep! I'd say that's a very kitschy tree! Flamingoes and all!

#kitchmas #kitschy tree #flamboyance of flamingoes

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callkiltpolice · 2 years ago

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#men in kilts #whats under the kilt

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callkiltpolice · 2 years ago

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Ladies - your kilts are fine. Gentlemen! All you kilts are about 2-3 inches too short! Call the Kilt Police! To quote 'The Kilt Song' - "You're gonna make me sick cuz I don't want to see your dick you muthafukker! Too High!"