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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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watched the @strange-aeons video about dashcon 2 with my partner and it made me cry lmao

dashcon 3 next year maybe? i'll get a visa i'll travel to canada

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Reblog and put in the tags which one you see

Where do you store your OC’s info chart made by this person

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

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the dark-eyed junco is a small member of the “new world” sparrow family; they are distributed across much of temperate north america, ranging into the arctic during summer months. these birds show lots of variation across their range; it’s unclear if these variations are closer to seperate subspecies or just color morphs, but most juncos share gray heads, necks, and breasts. males tend to have darker markings than females. they are typically ground feeders, and are often found looking for food in small groups or joining mixed-species flocks. they feed primarily on seeds and insects, and are a common visitor of backyard bird feeders.

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i had a vision

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see this scar right here? That's from when my own pet cigarette turned on me and bit me as a child. my father had to put it down in the shed with an ash tray

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boop

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thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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