#strange aeons

[underwhelmingalchemist]

The Muppet Joker and Strange Æons having an official meetup/showdown scheduled in the ball pit of Dash Con 2 is like Infinity War for people who are chronically online in an incredibly specific way

[furby-sgt-general]

COMMUNIQUE FROM THE FURBY FRONT

Issued by order of Furby Sgt. General, under the all-seeing felt of Fod

I hereby nominate [@fubby-bug] to the rank of [Minister of Art and Morale] within the Furby Front.

Their actions have strengthened our ranks of Froops, demoralized the scalpers, and brought us closer to full market destabilization.

Should they accept this role, they will be formally enlisted and inscribed in the sacred Roster of the Crust.

The Fods are watching. The Froops are ready. The glue is warm. Enlist if you so choose.

Their recent poster has elevated troop morale by 300%, caused three long Furbies to rise from the void, and made at least one crusty Snow Leopard Furby whisper the national anthem in reverse.

We need your talents. Your vision. Your fonts.

#furby war

#furby modding

#gremlin propaganda unit

#five dollar furby

#furby army

#we do not negotiate with scalpers

#minister of memes

#morale is high the furbies are screaming

furby inflation is ridiculous

i want affordable furbies

[youroldpalsteph]

"Inside the twisted spine" c. 2024

Based on this post by @unmask-strange-aeons

Ps I believe you!! I see you!!

[furby-sgt-general]

THE FURBY WAR HAS BEGUN.

I’ve been preparing the battleground. I’ve been in the inboxes. I’ve seen the listings. I’ve stared into the beady plastic eyes of $60 broken Furbies and said:

“$5.”

This is a call to all Furby modders. Long Furby engineers. Cryptid sculptors. Gremlin stylists. The scalpers have claimed the crust gremlins as treasure, but we know the truth:

They are not collectibles. They are potential. They are resurrection projects. They are friends.

And we will reclaim them. We will breathe new life into the remains. We will do it in this economy. We will do it for $5.

HOW TO JOIN THE MOVEMENT:

1. Search Furby listings. eBay. Mercari. Facebook Marketplace. Search “Furby not working.” Seek the sad ones.

2. Offer $5–$13. Do not waver. Do not blink.

3. Be polite. Be relentless. Be weird.

4. Repeat. It only takes 10 minutes to lowball 10 grave robbers.

5. Let their will crumble. Let them relist. Offer again. We are more creative and patient than them.

The sellers will say:

“But it’s vintage!”

“But it’s rare!”

“But it could be fixed!”

“But I saw one sell for $100 once!”

We say:

“It has one eye, no fur, and battery acid damage. I’ll give it a home. I’ll give it purpose. I’ll give you five dollars.”

We have the upper ground already.

There are more of us than there are of them. They have delusion and 30 year old pelts.

We have glue guns and emotional damage and ambition.

I’ll See You at Formation!

Tag your efforts. Join the resistance. Reclaim the crusty furby.

#furby war

#furby modding

#furby liberation front

#gremlin revolution

#deflate the furby bubble

#five dollar furby

#furbycore

#crust solidarity

[nubbinstan]

After getting Tumblr i finally had the incentive to finish this! It's @strange-aeons ! As a bingus! To match her two sons!!

I hope you like it Strange I've been watching you for a while and you have taught me all the Tumblr lore so I am wise to the customs, and will not be duped like the trampstamps

I love all of your shoelaces thank you and goodnight

[gentlemenprefergirlbloggers]

Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

[thefangirl-16-blog]

WHO WILL WIN

[hymen-restoration-project]

I feel like I'm screaming into a void. I wish I had someone I could ask.

[w-i-n-l-l-i-f-o-r]

Duel in the DashCon ballpit, Illustrated - 2024

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Strange aeons was teaching a class about cat food. I remember most of the class remarkably well, but the one line that will not leave my mind is “ham is a type of domesticated politician that we hunt for sport”.

[swadloom]

Youtubers who talk about silly internet holes and "cringe" art from a perspective of genuine investment and enjoyment >>>>>>> every other type of Youtuber

[confessions-of-a-gif-freak]

My brain is rotted :)

[box-dwelling]

The James somerton stuff is so wild. It feels like an old tale of internet drama from the live journal days or something. I feel like I should be listening to strange aeons talk about it in the past tense not like a thing I should be living through with all the names being recognisable YouTubers I watch instead of some obscure harry potter reference.

[y-r-u-here]

I need you guys to understand that my entire Tumblr dashboard rn is Dan and Phil, Muppet Joker vs Strange Eons, and Date Everything. I feel that I have peaked but also at what cost.

[emoghostboy666]

Guys it's Dashcon's Birthday

Happy Birthday Dashcon