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Wow! The person who cooked all of this up must be some sort of giga-chad! I'm excited to see what sorts of horrors they've unleashed!

A Harry Potter / Hogwarts Legacy RP server? Set in 1891? With inventories for your characters? Foraging? House Points? I cooked violently and made a bot based off of a puffskein you can feed tacos to?

Character sheets you can customise through commands? A shopping system? FREE GALLEONS FOR YOUR POCKETS?! A matchmaking system for RP partners, edible dice, a comprehensive daily calendar with lunar phases? A newspaper your characters can reply to? Sorting ceremonies, and fancy wands? Tarot cards to collect, and hourglass sand to consume?

Here at the RoR: our entire team still has autism. And therefore, we've been cooking. More specifically: I've been cooking. I just finished our new system recently, and if I had a galleon for every dugbog tongue we've found. But alas!

375 members? Check. Daily REPO games? Check. Romance the hot Australian werewolf? That's a check.

If you're already sold: heres the link. Come and meet us and see what we're about.

If you'd like to learn more specifically about our new features: DEVLOG BELOW!

Character inventories. Get gifts, buy items, forage for potion ingredients!

Collect daily rewards. Galleons and foraged little items, from Wolfsbane to Troll Bogeys.

House Points. Earn house points by competing in events, attending classes, or just being a very good boy.

Community Newspaper. Your characters can write to the editors, interact, and get involved in submissions for the Hogwarts Herald.

Shops. Get to Honeydukes, buy sweets and singular lettuce leaves.

A dynamic matchmaking system. Put up ads, and have people interact to roleplay! Select the application that works the best for you.

A homebuilt application system. Fill in the info, and it'll auto-adjust for your character's year, birthday, and more!

Dev logs, dynamic action feeds, and...a lot, lot more.

Sound good? Come and check us out!

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They sat side by side, sad and broken, as if they'd been washed up, after a storm, alone on an empty shore. He looked at Sonya and felt all her love upon him. How strange: he suddenly found it hard and painful to be loved so much.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment

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We are great fools. “He has spent his life in idleness,” we say; “I have done nothing today.” What, have you not lived?

— Michel de Montaigne, "Of experience"

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“Some people are born with tornados in their lives, but constellations in their eyes. Other people are born with stars at their feet, but their souls are lost at sea.”

— Perspectives, Nikita Gill

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Is it that while no one wants to be miserable, yet it is agreeable to feel merciful? Mercy cannot exist apart from suffering. Is that the sole reason why agonies are an object of love?

— St. Augustine, Confessions

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Only just realised I write most of my works in the (deeply more unpopular) present tense.

Huh.

I honestly have so rarely analysed this that I didn't notice. Most fictional works are in past tense, but I always just sort of feel that using present tense makes it sound more like I'm currently destroying someone's psyche, and not like I did it a while ago.

Gourd blown. I simply tappy-tapped what felt like it made sense. Now, I'm evaluating all of that with new eyes.

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“I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between.”

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

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Hey! I just found out about your account and read your fic, enough and I'm loving it so far!

I was wondering if you write smut at all? I used to follow a group that wrote some amazing stuff, but it's been months since they have posted any prompts from anyone who's written to them 😅 and now I'm sad that I have no new smutty rylan fics to read 🥹

If you don't that's totally okay! Just thought I'd ask 😊

Hello, delightful new reader! Welcome to my blog. I am both charmed and delighted that you're wondering whether I write smut. As a writer who primarily writes smut: this brings me joy, and also lets me know that I'm considered multilayered, and not just some street-corner wankfest-peddler.

That being said: I've written a lot of smut, and I have no desire to stop. I'm queer, and as I've gotten older: I like to write queer content.

Send me your request, and I'm super willing to help you out. Rylan delights me. It's no trouble!

Hoppo x

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I can’t remember exactly which fic it was but I wanna tell your portrayal of Ben solo that no one’s gonna respect him when all the axe body spray he wears makes him smell like a frat house fuckboi. That is all.

Not only did I say that, but I'll double down: people who don't think Ben Solo / Kylo Ren smelled like some really basic bitch boy deodorant are not right.

He didn't smell like burnt leather. He didn't smell like cinnamon, as I often purported. This man was basting in Lynx Africa. This man was wearing shit galactic-approved deodorant.

He never smelled proper. We were all smoking big copium blunts. This guy was 29 and living like a 17 year old. He smelled of whatever roll-on the Empire was spitting out. AT BEST.

At worst he was sweaty as fuck, and smelled like gym sock.

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Thank you everyone for the many messages about my take on a/b/o. I'd like to inform you all that the committee has gathered and we have decided my crimes cannot go unpunished

I will be executed at dawn

RIP to the horrors,

Hoppo x

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Just realised I have THIRTY ONE finished fics in my drafts that I just never published for whatever fucking reason. THIRTY ONE. I have X-Men fics, I have Kylo fics. Ben Solo fics. I have a MIDNIGHT MASS FIC?!

Did I just never check any of these?! What the fuck?

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Get over here and kiss me, you fool

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hiiieee was just curious as to when the new chapter will be out?

I like how vague this is. Possibly soon. Maybe never. That's the fun part of being a writer - sometimes I get to deny the gratification forever, or sometimes it's for 24 hours!

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Oh my god my Kylo fics are getting reblogged at an increasing rate since I started replying to mail, with increasingly more horny tags

Guys, I just want to--

Guys, please, remember that I was just--

LISTEN--

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My heart is filled with such fuckin' love for all of you who have taken the time to write replies to my posts about your favourite fics of mine, or the work that has had an impact on you. I'll respond to each comment through posts and add them to my queue so I can give each of you guys a good ol' response! I'm also intending to sift through my inbox and reply to any comments I haven't replied to yet.

If you're a follower of mine and it'll annoy you to see me viscerally responding to mail I've gotten, my tag for replies is #cmhreplies, and my tag for asks is #cmhanswers. You can blacklist these if you're just here for my writing content or things that aren't me gushing back and forth

You're all making my day / week / month, and I'm so glad to be writing again and interacting with you all. Crazy how time flies, but just so nice to see you're all still out there somewhere!

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“You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

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I still think about all the devils are here. I love it! 🖤🖤🖤

I am so sad I never finished All The Devils, because honestly I think that was some of my favourite writing. Victorian Occult Horror is actually the underrated genre, and sticking a wet rat Kylo in there just gave it a KICK

I'm so glad someone has read it (and remembers it!)