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[callmeniko]

defo havent spent the day studying and learning how to dance like magic mike....

[callmeniko]

Britain isn't a country, but rather a group of countries united by one common leader (A.K.A the king/queen) idk if this helps but yea. goose

OH LOOK! IT'S A GOOSE !

you should feed it bread

[callmeniko]

dear tumblr,

stop showing me large-breasted women flashing the camera, I don't want to see it bro

[callmeniko]

i guess it worked tho bc i joined the army cadets at my school

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[callmeniko]

it happens

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[callmeniko]

oh theo... i was being trained to fight up until the age of 10 when i realized my dad was building up my life so i would eventually join the military. other than that my dads awesome sauce

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

[callmeniko]

i unironically think espresso by sabrina carpeter is a rlly good song ngl

[callmeniko]

me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:

[callmeniko]

the fact that my mother watches this makes me question her sexuality

A Good Gir's Guide to Murder 1x05

[callmeniko]

As someone who has descended from this nation, I am ashamed to see this bill being passed, please fight against it in any way, shape or form

[callmeniko]

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[callmeniko]

guys

so recently, i fumbled so hard, like this girl had a crush on me and i liked her back and then she fucking left the school (she moved) so fuck those chances ig BUT i have started talking to a girl and i really like her and and i think she likes me but idk

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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

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just realized how apples are the best fruit out there

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i guess im doing like 1500 then

whats a good word count for a chapter of a fanfic??? Im writing a rayllum fanfic and idk when to stop